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Replacement Heifer

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You are the party that makes me feel my age

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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 10302 πŸ” 1897 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 121
Wheel of fortune, solved puzzle screen, category is Before & After, Vanna White elegantly gestures to

KATEE
SACKHOFF
POTATOES

Wheel of fortune, solved puzzle screen, category is Before & After, Vanna White elegantly gestures to KATEE SACKHOFF POTATOES

06.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

I experienced genuine fight or flight response

05.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just not sure it’s worth a 15 mile drive to save 15 dollars on landscape fabric, time to go begging and scrapping at the feed store

05.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my heavens

05.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Top 10 Best Tasting Tomatoes According To 360,000 Viewers
Top 10 Best Tasting Tomatoes According To 360,000 Viewers YouTube video by Midwest Gardener

Midwest Gardener

03.03.2026 10:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I should be able to dress like Moraine Damodred

03.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excited for my off-road crocs to arrive tomorrow

01.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bring her back

01.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IMO MOTR pub has one of the best veggie burgers in the city

28.02.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really liked this movie!!

28.02.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wussy

28.02.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bring this to me

27.02.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

26.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 10029 πŸ” 2214 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 64

He makes really excellent informative videos and his voice is like a bowl of chicken noodle soup

27.02.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
10 Years With Wood Chips In Our Garden: What I Learned
10 Years With Wood Chips In Our Garden: What I Learned YouTube video by Midwest Gardener

My new @joepera.bsky.social content is drying up but not to worry, I have found Midwest Gardener on YouTube and I unironically am obsessed

27.02.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The salad I just made and ate is in my top 10 all time salads

26.02.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been thinking about Aldi-ing. We inexplicably got one in Portsmouth when I was a kid and my dad loved to shop there (the day old bread shop was in the same shopping center too) but I haven’t spent much time in one since. I’m a little closer to one now, what products do you recommend?

26.02.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just imagine a triple lutz while Weird Al wails β€œI admit these things may harm me, cuz they sure don’t act like Barney, and they think that I’m their dinner, not their friend, oh noo!”

26.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know I’m late but I just watched Alyssa Liu’s performance, absolutely amazing and also she could do the same routine to Weird Al’s β€œJurassic Park” which makes me even happier

26.02.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s cool to see one in its natural habitat

26.02.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just donated, I dunno man I just feel so helpless.

26.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is an evergreen post tbh

26.02.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Man with shirt that says β€œsickos” peering through a window saying yes ha ha ha YES

Man with shirt that says β€œsickos” peering through a window saying yes ha ha ha YES

Me looking at all the piles of big sticks and decomposing leaves in everyone’s yard

25.02.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Pulled the trigger on some galvanized steel raised garden beds, now it’s time to collect yard garbage from the neighbors to fill up the bottom

25.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, Dogbert’s not gonna like that!!

25.02.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
CRITICAL RACE THEORY?
BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

CRITICAL RACE THEORY? BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

25.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 7826 πŸ” 1496 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 78

Strip Law is wall to wall banger jokes and bits but what I most need is the Black Bean shirt the juror is wearing in the car keys eating case @hellocullen.bsky.social

25.02.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Jessica Fletcher giving an Ewok a piggyback ride.

Jessica Fletcher giving an Ewok a piggyback ride.

Yub Nub, She Wrote

25.02.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 2529 πŸ” 495 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 28

Ugh so jealous, I’d love to see him

25.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0