oh, carrots.

Who is your dream war draft number one pick? Mine is Alex Jones's son.

We still say that in Texas

Stylised illustration of busy highways over a river full of ships with buildings in the distance

Artwork by contemporary artist Angela Smyth #Monday

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Lost an hour last night #ufo #x-files

He helped create this monster and tried to play both sides and now my district is destined for somebody even worse than he is. slow clap

Guys please start an AK thread elsewhere. TYSVM

Phil is right

Hmm. Well now I might try it just because that sounds so weird. Thank you for the update.

Instagram really wants me to do Tai Chi.

😬 If you do, please update me. The rest of the cast does look promising.

Who in the year of our lord two thousand twenty and six is intentionally watching a new show starring Ashton Kutcher?

I sing the body electric

I'm sorry all my stories actually sound true because all my stories sound like this.

I got into a screaming match with a famous actor's niece because she moved a filthy giant Coke bottle cooler off an alley behind a bodega and into our dorm suite. We ended up with a roach infestation.

And?

Happy for her

1 & 2 are too messy for me

Brooch design with stylised female face in a oval form and three hanging teardrops with colourful inlay

Design for a Art Nouveau style brooch, 1901 by Glasgow Shool artist Frances MacDonald #Womensart

But I'm so close to convincing it to shut itself down!

I fight with AI on the regular, and it's just made it have a crush on me. It's like being back in college.

a shot glass filled with water and a effervescent tablet in it ALT: a shot glass filled with water and a effervescent tablet in it

I'm sure you are.

you are out of control

Last night was a Monday!

💗 Shirley Jackson while writing The Haunting of Hill House

Semi-abstract art painting with forms and colours

Suzanne Duchamp, French Dadaist painter and collagist, a younger sister of Marcel, who has only recently been recognised by art history #WomensHistoryMonth

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