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Ex-English teacher, writer & editor, anti-fascist, linguist, LUFC-enjoyer & 6Music dad. EngLangBlog: https://tinyurl.com/5n8kmxwy Lexis podcast: https://tinyurl.com/mr4atnkh Pronouns: He/him Proper nouns: Eldritch, Marx, Bielsa

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And people pretending not to speak English to avoid talking to the rancid freak and his canvassing teams of incels, divorced dads & his mum.

07.03.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Geordies gan radge. Headloss for last 10 minutes.

07.03.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm firmly in the F*ck VAR camp. Those sweet championship goals last season (but hopefully not next) hit much better.

07.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How often do you go to games? It often ruins them for the fans in the stadium, in my experience. We get next to no sense of what's being decided on a screen in some bunker off the M25.

07.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The injunction includes playgrounds, hedges near schools and swimming pool changing rooms, I believe, so that could be tricky for him.

07.03.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Same with this lot. Hugely underrated.

07.03.2026 10:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reform have misspelt 2 out of the 3 Welsh words on their manifesto for Wales.

Nigel Farage and Wales leader Dan Thomas proudly held up the manifesto at the launch yesterday.

On the front cover it reads "Family, community, country," which has been translated to "Teulu, gymnued, wlad."
1/2

06.03.2026 11:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 211 ๐Ÿ” 94 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Samantha Crain in the beautiful surroundings of Union Chapel. She was great.

06.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No 7 is an absolute stonker of a tune.

06.03.2026 08:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Essex just being Essex again. Lovejoy country just loves its fascists.

06.03.2026 06:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 05:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck me, that's virtually Ceefax era.

05.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Old farm derby?

05.03.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was disappointing. I really wanted to see them compete with those old West Ham crowds flooding out towards Stratford 40 minutes in.

05.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh. My. Word.

05.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a headband and earrings says it do be facts tho ALT: a woman wearing a headband and earrings says it do be facts tho
05.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even better ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hilarious!

05.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wasn't violent conduct so maybe just the one?

05.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes but think about all those missing players for our game at Selhurst Park ๐Ÿคฉ

05.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But while you do that also get a few of your players sent off ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

05.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh hang on ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.03.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Although, for a moment there, I thought you were launching into a very localised version an M-People track.

05.03.2026 14:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jeez...

05.03.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So they're the think tank embodiment of the Homer retreating into a hedge gif?

05.03.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I saw a bit of that in some threads on here after Thursday. For such a big splash about Thursday's results (and for all the inevitable RW outrage) , you'd have thought they might have stood up their claims in some way by now.

05.03.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And has anyone explained who they are, what their methodology is and what kind of training their volunteers get yet?

05.03.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My mate used to go out with him when they were teenagers - sounds about right ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.03.2026 11:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's interesting and encouraging. I wonder how much of it is an awkwardness about public image and dealing with how that's handled in the media. I guess, being a no-profile nobody, I'll never have to agonise over that!

05.03.2026 11:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0