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@sandwichpick

Fantasy Baseball Genius. Razzball contributor ucla / coyg / oakland a's /๐Ÿ“KCMO

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Joey Ortiz radial chart (hard hit balls, 2025 only)

Joey Ortiz radial chart (hard hit balls, 2025 only)

yep that's just 2025 (fg says they may add past seasons later). the radial chart for his hard hit balls from last year also shows an allergy to hitting the ball hard AND *up*

06.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
joey ortiz squared up explorer with a big spike right at the ground

joey ortiz squared up explorer with a big spike right at the ground

defensive floor, good contact ability, lets see his squared up explr- oh god!

06.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He wasn't messing Aranda

06.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Joey Ortiz punched out on ball way outside

Joey Ortiz punched out on ball way outside

No ABS in the WBC!

06.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nicolas Cage saying he's going to steal the declaration of independence

Nicolas Cage saying he's going to steal the declaration of independence

Finding out that the declaration of independence is at the WWI museum this weekend-

06.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Harry Ford with big ass british soldier hat

Harry Ford with big ass british soldier hat

*watches What a Girl Wants once*

06.03.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is for @dvr.bsky.social

06.03.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Simpsons - IT'S JUST REGULAR JOEY
ORTIZWITH A BEARD

Simpsons - IT'S JUST REGULAR JOEY ORTIZWITH A BEARD

BUT HE'SGOT A
NEW BEARD!

BUT HE'SGOT A NEW BEARD!

06.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bubba chandler daily summary 2026-03-06

Bubba chandler daily summary 2026-03-06

Oh yes, hell yes

06.03.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh shoot was I not supposed to say anything
bsky.app/profile/fang...

06.03.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure how often someone raises their ADP at the World Baseball Classic but seems like Sanoja might do it

06.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every WBC we're reminded just how hard it is to find pitching and why like 4 actual major league teams can never do it

06.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once a month I'm singing this song in the kitchen

06.03.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I assumed we didn't have bat speed in spring training/wbc games because it wasn't set up for non-major league parks but there's no bat speed in this Netherlands Venezuela game at LoanDepot Park either

06.03.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A promotional photo from The Mandalorian and Grogu. Rotta the Hutt, a muscular, somewhat chiseled sluglike creature, stands back lit in a large arena pit, wielding two curved axes.

A promotional photo from The Mandalorian and Grogu. Rotta the Hutt, a muscular, somewhat chiseled sluglike creature, stands back lit in a large arena pit, wielding two curved axes.

father said it is my turn on the xbox

06.03.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 320 ๐Ÿ” 54 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

Despaigne looking like the #4 hitter of your beer league team that has his nickname "BIG BEAR" on the back of his dick's jersey

06.03.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is one of those things I should just drive down the street and ask Bob Kendrick about, I'm sure he'll have seven stories to tell

06.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

painting by @graigkreindler.bsky.social

06.03.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
painting of Ernie Banks on Monarchs by Graig Kreindler

painting of Ernie Banks on Monarchs by Graig Kreindler

His stat weren't listed on his player page, but didn't know Ernie Banks had played for the Kansas City Monarchs before the Cubs purchased his contract

He played his last game with the Monarchs on September 13, 1953 then was the starting shortstop for the Cubs four day later on September 17th

06.03.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
peak oil collapse documentary guy-

peak oil collapse documentary guy-

collapse 2: collapserer

06.03.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Geno Smith's #Raiders tenure will end with him having the worst win % (.133, 2-13) of any QB in franchise history with at least 10 starts

06.03.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

the streaming service should be called Angels and Airwaves

06.03.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youth pastor voice: โ€œyou know who else followed escorts?โ€

06.03.2026 12:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 152 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Team Japan is up 13-0 going into the 5th inning and we're yet to see Chinese Taipei hit the ball out of the infield

06.03.2026 11:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's dumb that we have to rotate through these cool international locations while constantly giving two dumb American cities with zero vibes pool play, and to be fair I'm not a fan of Tokyo Dome specifically being given pool play every time either

06.03.2026 11:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*hearing a very faint version of this chant as they're down 13-0 at Tokyo Dome*

"It's still awesome to me dammit"

06.03.2026 11:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why I don't bring up baseball shit to my wife because this is what it probably sounds like

06.03.2026 11:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mercy rule doesn't start until the 5th inning btw

06.03.2026 10:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I never said baseball superman exists and
he's Japanese. What N said was baseball god
exists, and he's Japanese. And if you feel an
intense and crushing feeling of sabermetric
terror at the concept, do not be alarmed, it
only indicates that you are still sane

I never said baseball superman exists and he's Japanese. What N said was baseball god exists, and he's Japanese. And if you feel an intense and crushing feeling of sabermetric terror at the concept, do not be alarmed, it only indicates that you are still sane

06.03.2026 10:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Implosion? But I thought you said-

06.03.2026 10:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1