We, those of us in these replies, should absolutely write this book.
Chapter 1: What are your berries?
Chapter 2: What are your lions?
Chapter 3: Your team has been mauled by lions - what's next?
Chapter 4: We thought it was edible, but Fred ate a poison berry
10.03.2026 12:57
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Thank you - I needed that laugh.
10.03.2026 12:41
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I have a fridge magnet that says "I don't know how many biscuits it takes to be happy, but so far it's not 27."
02.03.2026 12:03
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A Japanese sword dated 600 B.C.? The metal in the blade folded 200 times.
27.11.2025 19:52
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Grokamole is made with real aivocado
27.11.2025 02:32
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Foreign governments have been absolutely brilliant at leveraging social media to harm US cohesion - and there are many questions to be asked of companies who knew this and let it happen for the sake of profit.
23.11.2025 02:08
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And then there's people, and mind you, some of them have been president, wandering around saying "What mistakes?"
I am firmly in the Weeder mode of mistake dwelling, sorry to say.
23.11.2025 02:05
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I read people saying something like "Shakespeare said neither a borrower nor a lender be" as if that makes it good advice and I'm like no, he didn't say that, his character said it!
21.11.2025 23:17
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My mechanic calls those oil change places Iffy Lube
19.11.2025 16:07
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I'm dead. Undead.
12.11.2025 15:05
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"Shut up and do as you're told" is a far simpler approach to the law, and requires less Latin.
10.11.2025 19:38
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god that made me laugh
10.11.2025 16:28
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At least not without a trigger warning
10.11.2025 16:20
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It does explain the footprints in Tanzania - he had to walk back in the mud.
10.11.2025 16:17
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It's in Kentucky, duh
10.11.2025 16:00
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West Germania
09.11.2025 16:57
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Stephen King's next hit - The Dulling
07.11.2025 11:21
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Looks more like a petabite.
07.11.2025 11:13
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I was checking this game out the other day - would love to hear what you think after you've played it!
06.11.2025 19:41
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Man, there isn't a better America out there, only the one we have, but this gap between my hopes and reality is heartbreaking.
06.11.2025 12:23
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This looks really interesting, thank you!
03.11.2025 16:59
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This article is 100% alarming - wow
30.10.2025 16:04
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My company signed me up, and gave me two example use cases. One the system flat refused to do, and the other it returned blatantly wrong information. I expressed my doubts to my superiors, and got officially labeled a disturber of the peace. They don't want to hear it.
29.10.2025 16:12
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And get her stories. And learn how she makes biscuits.
26.10.2025 11:22
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Also thy out of castle response is on.
23.10.2025 22:44
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How shouldst we have such quicksilver messengers, only to have them crackle reports of thy continued quiet? Prithee pity these poor electrons who do so fairlthfully carry my charge, and fire them back across minute galaxies of fire with a reply to my fucking email.
23.10.2025 22:43
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I loved "My Side of the Mountain" when I was that age.
22.10.2025 15:08
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I greatly fear you just wrote the next annoying ad campaign:
Slam on the goodness! The McArbyKing sandwich! Meat!
18.09.2025 18:17
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Same - or missing young woman, or trafficked woman, or kidnapped woman - although that pretty much drops 80% of streaming content ๐
15.09.2025 00:07
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Hemingway's saddest short story, updated for the death of democracy.
13.09.2025 10:40
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