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a man in a suit is riding a bicycle with his feet up and the words " i want to ride my bicycle " above him ALT: a man in a suit is riding a bicycle with his feet up and the words " i want to ride my bicycle " above him
06.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Preemptive strikes for Peace

06.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Job reports to be specific

06.03.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Job results suck ass

06.03.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They've spent decades making critical jobs underpaid, which funnels more people into the training paths for jobs that companies can go without for extended periods of time if they have to. So here we are.

06.03.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The US will lead the Axis of Good

06.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing to have an electric car company so dependant on selling credits to bigger car companies that an increase in demand might kill his profits

06.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There aren't enough corn recipes in the world to cook all these cobs

06.03.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

During his first term I said that so many things could be avoided if someone just made a fake Twitter for him to log into where everyone loves him, but now they have and I have been proven wrong.

06.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She sets a good screen

06.03.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big year for the buyers.

06.03.2026 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Trump lacks the patience for a protracted [literally any noun]"

06.03.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A little less conversation, a little more nuking please
All this aggravation ain't vaporizening me

06.03.2026 14:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's nuke, pussycat, whooooooooaaaooo

06.03.2026 14:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nuke me gently
Nuke me slowly

06.03.2026 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time to tune up my bike

06.03.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just need one more

06.03.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mulch it and plant another

06.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are many types of people who are poly, one of whom is "I need more attention than one person can give me" and that is disproportionately the one you hear from

05.03.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's the same as working with people. If I ask, say, an engineer to build something without taking the time to break down what I really want and providing detailed requirements, they're going to end up having to make a bunch of decisions on hunches, and the results will probably suck.

05.03.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Generational progress in the development of plausible deniability

05.03.2026 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 94 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't that just Bill Maher

05.03.2026 04:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get very nervous about my coworkers using it for SQL because for what we do, 90% of the battle is understanding the data model and how things relate to each other.

04.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the one hand, he does know that the sugar is optional, right? On the other hand i once had a dunks employee ask me three times if I was sure I didn't want sugar in mine.

04.03.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 49 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's going to rename it Teixas

04.03.2026 05:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deshaun Watson?

04.03.2026 04:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's the one they call Dr. feelgood
He's the one who makes you feel all right
He's a sinner, he's a saint
He does not feel ashamed

04.03.2026 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is decades of selection by donors to get the most malleable group possible

03.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kinda feel like that get less predictive as they get more popular. The vast majority here are using the same information to bet.

03.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is freedom, a thing many people say that want but don't really seem to

01.03.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0