Chris Hood

Happy March 2133rd 2020!!!

I could not hate this any more

“Too young for social media but old enough to be tried as an adult in a court of law”

Bugle dream team!

Woohoo!

Well shit

Excellent

Instructions unclear, put drugs in my cheese

I’ll be right over

Lies

If you would like to see me live on stage with Andy Zaltzman, look no further!

The Bugle Live - Brisbane | The Paddo Tavern
Tuesday 2nd December 2025
Doors 6.00pm
Show 7.00pm

🎟️ https://www.standup.com.au/event/andy-zaltzman-the-bugle-live/

I do love a Perth test match.

Can spend the afternoon at work pretending to be productive watching the match, then get to come home and watch all evening

You’d better believe it’s the most wonderful time of the year

But the cruelty is worth so much more than the dollars alone

Today's front page 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Inside you there are two wolves

I’m sure that the Australian Government, famous for doing IT Projects Good, will execute this well

That’s me in the lunchroom
That’s me by the microwave
Heating up my tuna

From the Simpsons episode about the two political parties in the United States: The top panel depicts the Republican Party convention. The Republican signs say WE WANT WHAT'S WORST FOR EVERYONE WE’RE JUST PLAIN EVIL The bottom panel depicts the Democratic Party convention. The Democrats’ signs say WE HATE LIFE AND OURSELVES WE CAN'T GOVERN!

Yep, shouldn’t have eaten that bowl of cupcake icing.

Women Ruining Men, Says Editor By DOROTHY ROE AP Women's Editor American women are making milksops of their men, charges black-bearded, hairy-fisted Doug Kennedy, and he, for one, is pretty upset about it. --The Sun, 18 Jun 1957

Men

Go flu yourself

Society is 9 missed meals from anarchy.

Any Australian political party is 3 newspolls from a spill.

Definitely a contender

EAT MY ENTIRE ASSHOLE, CHUCK SCHUMER.

Absolutely fuming that the QLD government doesn't have any voting locations open today

We're hiring infrastructure experts. If you (or someone you know) can rack n stack, work with VMWare, Azure Local, AD, Exchange, Azure etc etc im keen to put them forward for the Infra Principal role at Brennan!