The Biggest Moosh

There are only three political positions in America today

1) I like the fascism

2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)

3) I oppose the fascism

The rest is details

Girlscouts don’t want you to know this but you can dress up in a little dress and go door to door selling cookies too

Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its sen...

Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars.

Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses. Real buttons are sooooooo back baby!

Tweet by the Luigi Case on Twitter: BREAKING: Latest motion states patrolwoman searched Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s without a warrant, then repacked the items and left the restaurant with the backpack, with no body cam footage for the next 11 minutes during her drive to the precinct. Upon arriving at the precinct, she resumed the warrantless search and “found a handgun in the front compartment.”

Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job

Serial killers that are women are so fascinating because they just kill their rapists and everyone gets mad at them and for what

Joe Biden never tried to tax penguins to be fair

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut man

a cartoon of a person holding a sign that says `` omg , i can 't beat this level '' Alt: a cartoon of a person holding a sign that says `` omg , i can 't beat this level ''

The markets are utterly detached from reality. These tariffs, particularly with China, will destroy the entire economy. Meanwhile the market is UP. Definitive proof that the market =/= the real economy

Citizens cannot, by legal definition, be "deported." What she's describing is kidnapping and forced imprisonment without cause. She and many, many others in this administration should face prison one day. bsky.app/profile/ones...

About the financial stuff?

Many are already calling it #orangemonday

Okay i hit platinum in #leagueoflegends who want me?

Do I need to watch all of 2008 or can I just start watching stocks now?

One aspect where American politics are fundamentally broken is that no one understands that 1950s manufacturing prosperity was just “the only industrial power that wasn’t just bombed to oblivion” prosperity, which cannot return.

Unless..

the entire US system is sustained by the cheap treats we get, like a new video games and pieces of technology. telling americans they can't have their treats is like declaring war on their existence

Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.

Kurt Vonnegut man

This was….five months ago

I swear apple’s autocorrect has gotten worse..

I’ve never heard of that word…

I actually shut off autocorrect on my phone and have started using text replacement instead for typos / stuff i wanna have auto fixed. Much much better imo

Scientists confirm swallowing toothpaste is actually good for you and you should do it more

famous pic of Hillary waking into a regular lower end apt looking confused like where do you keep the servants type look

hillary logging into bsky

You get a sack of cash but it’s pennies

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I literally could only stan Rachel Zegler harder if she came out. As a communist

I can’t wait to get an involuntary prostate exam by the privatized TSA

The existence of a minimum wage implies the existence of a maximum wage

The thing about Bernie is that he was always dogshit on a ton of issues, but he was good on labour & healthcare *and* willing to actually go up against the DNC every now and then.

So he was a good compromise solution, a good alternative.

He was never more than that though.

If you don't want to see this horrible garbage happen in every future high-stakes election, make sure it demonstrably fails in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race by helping elect Susan Crawford

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

Choice! I love the games like telltale of KOTOR where your choices have impacts and you feel agency in the story. And then obviously the usual writing parts, good characters and plot etc