@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social

Cojones (guts/balls), not cajones (valleys or drawers)

No problema, not no problemo

Did you forget to bring the snow?

Did you make a cake 🎂 for it?

And this is another iteration of why some people want an eternal war in the Middle East.

Yep.

After warnings about inadequate funding and staffing, four people died in Benghazi. That triggered years of accusations, a pile of investigations, and bullshit that still will not quit to this very day.

Six American soldiers die in a boondoggle, and there is nothing from Republicans.

Coming up:

Trump demands that gasoline dispensing is now measured in liters instead of gallons, convincing 30% of the American electorate that gas is now a lot cheaper.

That’s gotta be fifty whole feet!

Can you hop on a shuttle?

That’s okay, we’ll pay for it by clawing back each supposedly misspent dollar by SNAP recipients.

Billions of poor people and immigrants will pay us to bomb the world into submission!

When does the regular season for rainbows begin?

Got a ton of crap done

Brings to mind his rally in Las Vegas: “I don’t care about you; I just want your vote.”

Gee, it’s as if he meant it when he said, “I don’t care about you; I just want your vote.”

Didn’t the government say that this was a precise hitting operation?

Wow! Beautiful love!

He knew it long ago, huh? So why didn’t he do anything about it?

This sounds like “Iran has been at war with us for 47 years.“ So why didn’t you do anything about it during your first term?

I suppose with all the sick offense in place, there’s really no one left to challenge with questions.

The “god” thing is supposed to be inarguable, just like safety, national security, and children.

Interesting.

I watched an episode of Watson last night, and the main plot involved a huge sinkhole in Pittsburgh.

It’s just like Dropout Charlie’s image hanging outside the Board of Education.

Somehow, I’m reminded about the overreach of empires throughout history; in recent times, the mistake for the Germans was to spread themselves too thin, fighting a war on too many fronts, and they got beat.

Getting their money’s worth.

Woody

Woody did a custom guitar for me, and the customers and I could not be happier.

Tourists stranded in the Middle East?

With everything going on they went anyway?

Why not do something equally safe, like go to a remote island and camp on the beach with a category 5 hurricane bearing down?

The soul of the nation is under threat of people with no soul.

Absolutely!

Add UBI and the excuse of ensuring generational survival disappears.

That’s the best BA I’ve ever seen hung.

Mochi

Doughnut

Yes, it is!

47 years is “imminent.” Unreal.

Mikey Mouse Johnson runs the Department of Congressional Vacations.

So they never target civilians, yet just a few days ago, the operation was hailed as extremely precise.

In the Supreme Court just ruled that the Postal Service can’t be sued if they literally refuse to deliver mail.

If that isn’t a set up to eliminate all the mail in votes, I don’t know what is.