Ha! Yes it’s been a while 🫠
10.03.2026 08:00
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Ha! Yes it’s been a while 🫠
This is brilliant!! Yep, Rex Manning would do it…
Haha, oh dear. I remember a few years ago saying, hmm, maybe she’s ready for Amelie and her dad was like, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Yep, you never know what’s really going to land and what’s absolutely not. I may go in with Dogma… I took her to a special screening of Empire Records a couple of years ago and she bloody loved it. Made my heart happy.
Introducing the teen to Jay and Silent Bob
Roxette’s She’s Got The Look
Na na na na na she’s got cahoots
Good morning. I hope you’re wearing your cahoots today 🤗
1930s madwoman is coming up the stairs to get you
Gute nacht meine freunde x
Ha! Yes exactly this. It’s the language.
PR: of course, absolutely no problem!
[except I can’t do that one very specific thing you asked] xx
Transvestigation is the new witch ducking.
We’ve learned nothing.
In 400 years.
Can you see why we’re so fucking tired?
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
Keep seeing international women’s day posts celebrating how amazing we all are at multitasking.
It’s not a fucking choice.
It is killing us.
BET FAIR
As opposed to the [zooms in to double check] goat?
International Women’s Day feels like a fucking joke this year.
My heart is broken.
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Melted and damaged mannequins after a fire at Madam Tussaud’s, 1925
Nighty night x
I’m sorry your bf capitalises the wrong words like a moody bitch
Ah, good! It’s like nobody’s fuckin’ listening 🫠
Haha. Love this
Happy [not forcing your autistic child to dress up for] World [cunting] Book Day! 🎉
Jazz.
#IainStrong 🙏🏼
They’re trying to sell Sun-In to Gen Z, only now it’s called Suntouched, and they’re making out like it’s some innovative advance in hair lightening. I’ve got your number, Suntouched.
It’s wild, isn’t it.
Like most middle aged white men I have been cancelled. There is literally no outlet for me to speak my truth. Hear me talk about it on this podcast.
Xx
