ooooh the girls fighting
daggerfall said houses are not investments, they are for living in ๐ช
lmaoo hell yeah
this is how i found out ๐๐๐ฅณ
sure
A line of memorable ESO characters like bread himbo, cat himbo, lizard himbo, old man daddy, murder wife, and character stand in number 27. Text says "me and the homies forming a union".
Image of a bunch of stick figure dwemer spheres and dwemer spiders just kinda standing around hanging out. Text says "I like the idea that dwemer constructs just kind of vibe when no one is around"
Sheogorath as Skooma Cat from ESO
you have discovered the skooma cat of good luck
Like to immediately go insane
Repost to immediately go insane
keep scrolling to immediately go insane
yeah
The Morrowind title screen but the words are white and in Times New Roman. It says "Morrowind Remastered". The options for continuing and new games are really tiny. On the top right is a slide with Talos that says "celebrate Skyrim with new skins".
saw this in a vision and started dry heaving
i do and it is a curse lemme tell ya
Just the Dagon wireframe image again
when i was a kid and grown ups talked about the seventies
How it felt listening to the matrix soundtrack in 1999 (Image of Mehrunes Dagon from the ESO cinematic but half wireframe)
i really tried to match the tone of a faceless marketing firm describing a game they never played and will never be interested in
god in heaven this one has 90's gaming ad energy
A television showing Morrowind with lots of cliff racers flying at you. One has come out of the television and is flying directly towards you. Hands have come up defensively, but too late. Text says "nowhere is safe".
not sure why the last one cut off ๐
What a fool you are. I'm a god, how can you kill a god?
What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?
There is no escape. No recall or intervention can work in this place.
Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy
so sorry to hear that ๐ข
short blade increased to 70
it made the worst sound i have ever heard in my fucking life
like fifty dagoth urs all standing in one spot
got you like
good ๐
poor baurus losing his mind rn
they are if you believe
Like fifty uriel septims
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO
The painting of Death ringing a doorbell with a guy sneaking away with his shoes off in the background. Death is labeled "every Morrowind enemy". The guy, now levitating away, is labeled "me". Also there's a guar and some Morrowind clutter, as a treat