Phil Nurenberg💙🇺🇲🇮🇱🇺🇦🚫MAGA(NoTrump)

Ugh…

Hi 👋 all! I’m behind on comments and follow lists, but I’ll be around tonight. I’ll see everyone soon! 🕊️🫶❤️ #Resist

I no longer stream news during work hours - my employees had a hard time getting used to the screaming and profanity.

Trump's Situation Room now runs on Doritos, Mountain Dew, and the phrase “bro watch this clip.”

Rep. Gonzales admits to affair with aide who later set herself on fire “I made a mistake,” said the Texas Republican, hours after the House Ethics Committee announced it would investigate allegations that he “engaged in sexual misconduct.”

Texas politics: Congressman has affair with staffer, denies it, then admits a “lapse in judgment” after she kills herself. Ethics Committee now reading texts like disappointed parents and the AK Guy makes it an even weirder show. 🎭
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Even the biggest problems in the world just fade away when you're stuck in traffic and need to pee.

I fired my therapist on March 5, 2020 because she said I had problems letting go of the past.

Kristi Noem fired.

Noem found out she was fired the same way everyone else did...by refreshing Twitter with a cup of coffee and a growing sense of dread. ☕📱

Kristi Noem's PC auto-connects to Starbucks now.

Dumb-as-a-Box-of-Hammers Markwayne Mullins' name sounds like a NASCAR driver who lost the car but kept the sponsorship patches.

Markwayne on January 6

Putting Markwayne Mullin in charge of guarding the country is like putting the bouncer from Applebee’s in charge of NORAD.

Trump thought long and hard about who would replace Kristi Noem and finally said, “What if we just hired the angriest gym teacher?”

Celebrating Noem’s firing.

Animal Control reports a 300% spike in tail-wagging and celebratory bleating.

Commander Biden

Brave Cricket never stood a chance. And remember, Kristi Noem threatened to shoot Commander Biden too.

Satire

Homeland Security just updated the threat level to “Mile High.” ✈️

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Melania both made their money handling orange balls. 🏀 🏀

Meme

My portfolio chart looks like it’s trying to reach the center of the Earth.

#Unite
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Kristi Noem Broke Trump’s No. 1 Rule Never, ever, EVER blame the boss.

"But Congress has left the war entirely up to Trump. Who knows in which direction Trump’s narcissism and megalomania will push him? For now, what we do know is that one man has taken us to war. We know his party has voted to give him a blank check to continue it."

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Higher costs.
 
A reckless war in the Middle East.
 
Record breaking job losses.
 
Is this Trump's definition of a Golden Age?

The Justice Department released FBI interviews with a woman who accused Donald Trump of beating her after he sexually assaulted her when she was a child. trib.al/FRCmhds

TRUMP'S ECONOMY:

Accurate description. Right?
Know any better?
“Hiring Mullen to replace Noem is like........?”

ICE Barbie’s Desperate Melania Ploy to Save Her Career Leaks Kristi Noem tried to drag the first lady in as an “insurance policy” to cover one of her scandals.

Kristi Noem tried to drag the first lady in as an “insurance policy” to cover one of her scandals.

Rikki don't lose that number-Steely Dan + Lyrics YouTube video by Maurice

#SteelyDan #RickyDon'tLoseThatNumber with Lyrics:

Rikki don't lose that number-Steely Dan + Lyrics YouTube video by Maurice

#SteelyDan #RickyDon'tLoseThatNumber with Lyrics:

Trump is absolutely incapable of being a trustworthy partner to anyone or anything for any reason. He is the epitome of a liar, a cheater, a conman.

You bargain with this guy at your peril.

Procol Harum ::::: Fresh Fruit. YouTube video by MjayzToonz

#ProcolHarum #FreshFruit: an upbeat, pleasant little ditty, to cheer a person up:

Procol Harum ::::: Fresh Fruit. YouTube video by MjayzToonz

#ProcolHarum #FreshFruit: an upbeat, pleasant little ditty, to cheer a person up: