ZachInChicago

Is this thing on?

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#SantaCycleRampage
#Milwaukee

Kraft is such an animal

Okay okay okay let’s not let up

They’re on Twitter blaming Hillary Clinton for the shooting of UHCs CEO 😭

I get to see The Lawrence Arms and Smoking Popes again on Friday. Find me at Gman Tavern as soon as I’m out of work.

I bought The Mountain in the Sea a while back but haven’t read it yet. Please update if you get into it!

“WHEN did you get THOSE?”

…uhh I’ve had them for a while now!?

Top set of 225lbs x 5 on zercher squats. My dumb ass will now be looking to max out on zerchers next time around because picking up heavy things is fun. (Forearms feeling rough)

Big beefy back workout

The heavier music called to me as I got older and I’m not sure why

I keep forgetting this place exists.
I must be better!

Cool, clear water 🔫🎶

The guy thanked me again and again saying he thought he might die. Another little old lady witness gave me a hug and said there’s still some good people out here. I do NOT recommend doing this unless you know how to handle yourself but I’m glad I stepped in.

She caught him once in the head and made him bleed and another time in the side before I got between them. I kept them apart but she kept swinging. We got the hammer so she went back to the car and pretended to have a gun. Kept her in check until police cuffed her.

Story time: I just stopped a lady from attacking a man with a hammer. He got off the bus with his bike and was walking across North when she hit his bike with her car. Doubled back and came out swinging with a hammer. Went on for about 5 minutes but I kept getting between them.

Get those frauds!

Mountain Goats kick so much ass live. Can’t wait to see them again.

I’m back on my row game with 205lbs x 5. Went up to 245 x 3 but the reps weren’t great. 🦍🦍🦍

Got my gf to pay attention to KOTH for the first time and now she loves it

Hell of a parking spot

Reminder: Do NOT thaw your turkey. Burn down your childhood home and break all ties with your family.

Things that do numbers here are “we’re so much better than twitter” and “omg heckin’ good doggo”

People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here

Watson you fucking BUM

Hanging out by the fire shoes tbh

The boys are once again buzzin’

I don’t think my Brave Blossoms are going to pull out an upset against England today