@mywitsend
Writer/Producer: I’ve worked w/ astronauts, treasure hunters, LSD gurus, spies, snake hunters, cops, criminals, the “I’m not a cat” lawyer, plus a few names you’ve actually heard of. Synth player for https://bsky.app/profile/basicelementsmusic.bsky.social
Who wants to tell the WH “Tropic Thunder” is a spoof on narcissistic fake tough guys?
Props to @benstiller.redhour.com for calling it out. Never go full war monger.
My bad: apparently they’re going to bomb children to distract us from the fact that he raped children.
No way— Two Weeks™️
What’s next?
In trailer park terms, America just lit a firecracker, turned to the world and said, “Hey, guys. Watch this!”
We know where the money is going, so why are we paying federal income taxes this year?
Don't know what Special Envoy for the Shield of Americas is but I do know Kristi Noem has already ordered her costumes for it.
Wait—so now they’re releasing Epstein files to distract us from their war with Iran?
Friendly reminder: Vietnam was never formally declared a war by Congress.
I wonder if Noem gets to keep her blankie.
Maybe Jake should write a book about Donald’s cognitive decline
Donald Trump has more of a plan for renovating the East Wing Ballroom than he does for starting another war in the Middle East.
In trailer park terms, America just lit a firecracker, turned to the world and said, “Hey, guys. Watch this!”
If testicular cancer was a person
So he’s confirming he’s in a death cult.
I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it
Maybe they’re just confused:
1) im•mi•nent—About to happen
“They were in imminent danger.”
2) em•i•nent—Respected in a particular sphere
"One of the world's most eminent con artists."
3) im•ma•nent—Existing or operating in.
"The protection of liberties is immanent in constitutional arrangements.”
They’re trying to kill us all so their fairytale comes true.
We need Jasmine Crockett to be the Chair of the Democratic National Committee.
Please.
Her and Corey would def have a lizard baby.
Prove it
Gonna take that as a “yes”
The side-eye Kaitlan gave the sycophant laughing in defense of KKKaroline was enough to last a lifetime
Credit where credit is due: The Department of War is the only part of this administration that lives up to its name.
They are literally scared SHITLESS of Talarico because OMG he's a white religious dude who actually understands the principles of Jesus BUT believes in separation of Church and State and the Constitution! And he's a great speaker! But he's a Democrat!
Pants are being shit, and I'm here for it.
Raskin tears Kristi Noem a new one: "Apparently when your blankie was left on one of the govt jets and not transported to the new one, your special govt employee, Corey Lewandowski, chivalrously stepped forward to fight the pilot -- mid air!"
I can’t believe we’re hosting the World Cup in three months. It doesn’t feel safe.
Pete Hegseth is one Iran update away from showing up smeared in fake blood, war paint and holding up plastic skulls.
