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Being sober and having dreams where you accidentally take a sip of some alcoholic beverage and then think "oh shit!" Is an interesting addendum to my already weird list of stressful things I often dream about.

06.03.2026 00:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't think this is quite accurate. None of the clowns have diapers full of shit.

24.02.2026 17:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not even with a 25% off coupon for the Melania "doc"?

20.02.2026 03:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You've been saying that since you found me living in your walls but did it get me to stop? NO. You'll never learn.

19.02.2026 21:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember when the GOP was all horny for that "Sound of Freedom" movie about rescuing children from sex traffickers? What happened?

18.02.2026 23:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First it was the rent and now it's our tolerance for criminal activity. What a jump.

18.02.2026 23:31 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Civil rights leader Jesse Jackson has passed away at the age of 84. My thoughts are with his family.

I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.

17.02.2026 17:45 👍 7621 🔁 2145 💬 163 📌 129

One of those times I've considered changing my name because I'm so ashamed to share it with someone like this.

14.02.2026 02:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a white shirt is holding a spoon in his mouth ALT: a man in a white shirt is holding a spoon in his mouth

I wonder if RFK Jr's favorite show is Burn Notice simply because of how much yogurt Michael Westen consumes.

13.02.2026 02:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Similarly I always find it amusing when a movie trailer says something like "From a producer on <some other movie>" as if that's enough to prove it'll be as good as that other movie.

12.02.2026 03:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pretty sure that is his O face

10.02.2026 03:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eve 6's Horroscope is one of my favorite albums of all time. I remember when I was a youth and wanted to buy it at Target but my mom asked me if I'd listen to it with Jesus in the room. Napster to the rescue!

10.02.2026 01:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Overall mood.

09.02.2026 20:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.02.2026 14:39 👍 23601 🔁 7355 💬 480 📌 372

Maybe he was inspired by the way Adam Sandler makes movies but wanted to be a shithead about it.

09.02.2026 19:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:

05.02.2026 18:32 👍 23879 🔁 5962 💬 2157 📌 662

How'd it taste though? If you can eat it with your eyes closed and it still tastes good that's a win.

02.02.2026 03:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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As Governor, my job is to protect the people of Massachusetts.  
  
Right now, that means protecting them from ICE—and the unlawful, un-American tactics being carried out at the direction of President Trump.  
  
Enough is enough.

29.01.2026 23:51 👍 90 🔁 30 💬 18 📌 4

Over, and over, and over again.

28.01.2026 22:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell I wouldn't even pirate it!

28.01.2026 20:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio) YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

28.01.2026 17:02 👍 97508 🔁 40898 💬 4302 📌 5366

Nevermind. Catching up on his Wiki page and it is not such a surprising revelation now.

28.01.2026 04:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, Brett Ratner directed the Melania "documentary"? Da fuq?

28.01.2026 04:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

While it's fun to make fun of Bovino's size, and gleefully so, we must remember he was born that way (because that's what happens when siblings breed) but he CHOSE to serve an evil master and lead crews of men inflicting human suffering.

27.01.2026 05:18 👍 206 🔁 17 💬 9 📌 1

And that fucking haircut.

27.01.2026 15:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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MAGA's twisted disregard for honesty.

24.01.2026 21:02 👍 2559 🔁 866 💬 80 📌 24

.@democrats.senate.gov
Clarify your demands, and shut it down until they are met. And "more training" is not acceptable. If not now, when? You have exactly ONE weapon in this fight. If you don't use it, you have failed us all. You have failed yourselves. You have failed your country.

24.01.2026 22:45 👍 159 🔁 31 💬 3 📌 3

Do any US citizens have any faith in any Democratic leaders, who can actually do something, to actually do anything instead of just talk? I'm not sure I do at this point.

24.01.2026 21:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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White House propaganda.

The White House manipulated this image to deceive the public. Same moment, altered expression, manufactured narrative. That’s intentional.

And yes, it looks racist. Using a doctored image of a Black woman to signal criminality isn’t subtle. Expect more of this.

24.01.2026 00:07 👍 1089 🔁 444 💬 67 📌 31
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23.01.2026 17:09 👍 26 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 2