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Bodycam video contradicts ICE claims in fatal shooting of U.S. citizen Ruben Ray Martinez in Texas Video of last year's fatal shooting of Ruben Ray Martinez obtained by CBS News appears to contradict claims that Martinez was shot by an ICE agent because he "accelerated" and "intentionally ran over"...

DHS claimed "an ICE agent had fired 'defensive shots' into Martinez's vehicle after Martinez 'intentionally ran over' another agent."

But body cam video now "shows that Martinez's vehicle, a blue Ford Fusion, was stationary or going at a very low rate of speed when he was fatally shot."

07.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 5106 πŸ” 2348 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 151

forty half-legible emails to get an invoice type shit.

07.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my colleagues: 45 minute meeting with pre-circulated agenda immediately followed by clear summary with action items tagged to specific teams and associated accountability strategies.

nimble, innovative business guy: "are yoU looking for services? Have u heard. Of." - sent from galaxy zfold7

06.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

crazy how the prevailing wisdom is still that public employees and bureaucrats are hopeless dinosaurs who can't get anything done. have you literally ever attempted to do email with some like small business/entrepreneur guy? epstein-on-quaaludes ass literacy levels and communication skills.

06.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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In All Directions, by CHAPS 10 track album

i know we don't really do this kinda thing here but for what it's worth i put out my first full-length album this morning and i'm very proud of it and it would be extremely sexy and cute if you listened to it. all streamers ➑️ linktr.ee/chapslovesyou

06.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In All Directions, by CHAPS 10 track album

i know we don't really do this kinda thing here but for what it's worth i put out my first full-length album this morning and i'm very proud of it and it would be extremely sexy and cute if you listened to it. all streamers ➑️ linktr.ee/chapslovesyou

06.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so crazy how it's not 2009 anymore

06.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(neko case still good as hell fyi!)

06.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

vibe at the neko case/destroyer show last night was so funny. my mild lower back pain felt extremely seen and affirmed.

06.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you stop me on the street at any given time on any given day and ask me what's on my mind there's a 70% chance it's that video of the cgi kermit vibing to ladies by fiona apple

01.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hi i put out a new song today! it's called "young men in suits" and it's sort of about computers but also it's kind of about trees and history. if you listen i'll give you a little kiss ➑️ linktr.ee/chapslovesyou

25.02.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hi i put out a new song today! it's called "young men in suits" and it's sort of about computers but also it's kind of about trees and history. if you listen i'll give you a little kiss ➑️ linktr.ee/chapslovesyou

25.02.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

obviously!

25.02.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is sooooo dad.

25.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wonder why a platform that permits ai generated content would want such a license πŸ§πŸ”Žβ“πŸ€·πŸ»

23.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this shit treatment of artists who use third-party distributors is pretty clearly an effort to push more of us toward tidal's new, much simpler direct upload service which, conveniently, generates *no* streaming revenue for artists + also grants tidal a worldwide, royalty-free license to our work.

23.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm still waiting for support on a ticket i opened 3 weeks ago. or, at least i think i opened it, but i can't really be sure, because tidal does not generate confirmation emails or provide correspondence of any kind during 'service' interactions. no case numbers, no ticket ids, no way to follow up.

23.02.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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for ex: i get that catalog mapping is complicated but this is frankly so bush league. no shade to the other MUNA but you should not be in the middle of an expensive, meticulously planned album rollout when suddenly music by someone who is definitely not you starts showing up on your artist profile.

23.02.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i think pillion was cute and funny and much smarter and more sly and interesting than i was expecting it to be! and by sly and interesting i quite clearly mean skarsgard in various states of undress.

21.02.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hard to imagine anything more aesthetically ugly than the language of Business and Leadership. "accelerating our impact" "measure what matters" please kill me.

20.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

tidal please replace your 'submit support request' button with a 'throw support request directly into bottomless trash can' button

20.02.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

gotta say that as a listener i have really been enjoying tidal since jumping over from spotify but as an artist i would rather eat batteries than attempt to work with tidal. spirit airlines ass customer service operation over there jesus christ.

20.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that's the moment of obliteration; once human life has been reduced to some minimum volumetric quantity for the purposes of control, there's nothing to stop that life being physically destroyed or eradicated. that reduction is the difference between one and zero, the breach you can't come back from.

20.02.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when i used to teach NIGHT AND FOG, i would encourage students to pay particular attention to the passage where resnais cross-cuts between unknowing, soon-to-be nazi prisoners across europe and the tiny bunks that had already been built to hold them at death camps hundreds of miles away.

20.02.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

gm king

16.02.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

foreplay over, moving onto bourguignoning mon boeuf.

15.02.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

who up pralinent leurs amandes? πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

14.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1