Chris Andrews

Ben Arthur a beacon of calm tonight. Thank goodness.

Add that Maeda sclaff to death and taxes in the inevitability list.

Once again Statemrnt FC get rewarded for three days of moaning about a handball.

I could ask Nige what the problem was with the President in 2015 but I don’t want to get accused of the sectarianisms.

Remember the collective aneurysm Fox News got over Biden and his watch.

Looking forward to Reform FC blaming blowing a two goal lead on electoral fraud.

Beaton watched that screen with the look of a losing gambler who prays the replay will show his horse actually won.

Spreading ketchup on the bedsheets

To call him a useful idiot is doing idiots a disservice.

He looks like what would happen if the Marx Brothers made a Hellraiser film.

Fairy-ox-tale debut!!

'Better Together'

Suspect someone's leaked this out to prevent him doing what Ian Murray did to CUKTIG. Can't be too careful with these Scottish Labour types....

I'd read it as JB as suggesting the PLP look to their hearts which, given the majority of them would have been happy to 'break' the previous leader 'as a man', is a laughable idea.

Polly can't even say this time she got a few pence on shopping bags in return for going along with it.

The only way you'd have got the remote off of Lindsey until Ricky Martin did his spot was by taking it from his cold dead hand.

Someone could do Steve Reed a favour and take his phone away for a bit.

Dallas will choking on his bit of sacrificed goat at the Lodge.

Pressley looking like he's in a Temu production of Slow Horses

Of course not. How'd you wet a beak if you ain't got any water?

My thoughts exactly over yesterday. He was signed with a view to this sort of outcome, and the lack of any planning is unforgivable. We are truly an analogue (maybe steam-power!) club in a digital age.

Mandelson has long come across as a Tom Ripley-type figure in so far that to him, wealth represents admiration, respect, and a freedom from judgement and consequences.

Can't wait for the upcoming Celtic TV interview where Mike Nicholson tells Gerry that keeping Engels is, if you think about it real hard, just like a new signing.

Ask him if Reinaldo ever took that course?

Tone police are back on duty after a few days leave.

They'll need to ask Ross to go to the 'Big Fella' to see if he'll pay more than time and a half.

I’m more surprised that the Baron Offord has 19 friends.

Given his behaviour over past couple of weeks, I'm sure he does not know how human beings work

Vance-Level Charisma

Oh look. Someone's complaining about how hot that kitchen has got