I would like to note that Rob did so well in The Traitors because all y'all motherfuckers have redneck blindness.
"Oh he's just a good ol boy from Alabama."
NO, BITCH. THESE CREEK WADING ASS MEN BECOME SENATORS.
A red bin for recycling that says "clothing & hoes"
Takoma Park is so crunchy we even have a place you can recycle your gently used hoes.
Bad Bunny gonna single-handedly get Puerto Rico statehood
Can someone confirm if that is, in fact, Pedro Pascal chilling near the house in this half time show?
A sign in a Safeway that reads "WOW! PRICE"
Wow!
I need Hudson Williams on season 5 of Traitors. His unhinged energy feels like it would be catnip for the producers.
Hello my name is Amber and my toxic work trait is that I get irritated when people use "i.e." when they mean "e.g."
J6 was our Reichstag moment.
I will regret Biden and the courts not pushing harder for 18 USC CH. 115's strongest penalties for the rest of my life. You will too.
Huge s/o to @npr.org for some truly excellent journalism as we hit this 5 year anniversary:
apps.npr.org/jan-6-archive/
Having neither taught the bulldogs to behave nor remembered the rose bowl and won, I think we have to change the fight song.
Remembering the Rose Bowl was simply not enough today to win. RIP.
The Purple Line is powered up! Trains can now be seen along parts of the alignment through neighborhoods, communities, and right outside your front door.
🎥 See train testing in action: https://ow.ly/5OnI50XNJL8. #PurpleLinePoweredUp
After watching Wake Up Dead Man, I can honestly say that I was not prepared for Benoit Blanc to be canonically an Andrew Lloyd Webber fan.
Pack it up. Prep for a nothing bowl game.
We can't play call for shit today.
Congrats to Georgia.
Roll Tide.
Dr. Pepper tuition giveaway with a man named Jesse on the left and a small blond lady named Creed on the right
If the average person had to guess which of these humans was "Creed" and which one was "Jesse", they would get it wrong 99/100 times.
Y'know. If we lose this game. It is not our defense's fault.
Our injuries are killing us in this game.
Also Ty Simpson throwing an interception. But who's counting?
I hate those Rugby runs. Blow the whistle.
The SEC championship is a grudge match. And Georgia has the grudge.
Happy Giving Tuesday to every actor who submitted to a theatre this year. At last you can be sure they got your submission as they flood your inbox with requests for money you don't have!
I generally have a strict no kink shaming policy, but DeBoer's need for drama is killing me and I need to speak out
[Even More Out of Tune Rammer Jammer Music]
Hey Tigerssss
[squeals from tubas in hell]
Hey TigersssssSSS
We had one less penalty than you!
Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer
what was THAT ALABAMA!?!?
A STUPID END FOR A STUPID GAME.
ROLL TIDE, FUCKERS.
WE SURVIVE ONE MORE DAY.
Not won yet but yes recovery
Kalen DeBoer plays madden rules in real life and it gives me tummy aches.
I’ll give Auburn this: the full Jumbotron closeup of the eagle mean mugging the opposing kicker trying a field goal is funny
I hate playing at Jordan Hare.
When will Alabama learn that "retreat to move forward" is a 30 Rock Episode, not an offensive strategy?
See.
Evil Jordan Hare Juju.
I hate Jordan Hare at night. It's haunted by the ghost of the Toomer's Corner Oaks and honestly we deserve whatever happens here.
