partly smart, partly art, partly not

i have scheduled weekly check-in meetings with my teammates at work called “touchpoints” but now i’m thinking of changing the title simply because i had the cursed thought of saying “hey, are your free to touch points rn?”

unfortunately i doubt that will ever be the case for pokemon games developed by game freak. the only pokemon game i can recall ever playing outside of a nintendo device is pokemon go, and i could technically try playing pokemon unite on mobile as well if i decided to become a total masochist lol

pokopia looks so neat but jfc i don’t want to buy a switch2 just for pokemon games

aww my boss told me not to be stressed, how cute 🫠

the wind has changed, or maybe just my tack (idk sailing terms) - radio eyewear is doing a 50% off site wide sale and i’m majorly tempted to finally grab a pair of the field of vision shades 🫣

okay but like jk aside, that might be a middle ground i’d be happy with if you wanna eventually drop a registry link 👀

maybe at least sell some! you don’t even have to list things individually, just post on fbm that you’re having a yard sale plus time and date

barlic gutter been greans

a child’s lamp from ikea that looks like a sad cartoon giraffe

a small green hook tufted rug from world market shaped like an alligator

please… someone tell me life will go on even if i don’t buy a giraffe lamp and/or one to two alligator rugs… i love them sm but i hate the idea of material frivolous spending AND adding clutter to my home right now 😭

jesus christ youtube’s autoplay is out of CONTROL, what do you MEAN the feature length film pitch perfect 3 is up next in seven seconds??? ABORT ABORT ABORT

i’ve still never bothered with grocery delivery bc if i stop dragging myself to the store every week or so, i might just stop going out anywhere else lol. i definitely don’t need my homebody tendencies to be nurtured that thoroughly, but i also just don’t want others to make those selections for me!

spent all weekend doing stuff that makes me think too hard, and tonight i gotta grocery shop which just makes my head hurt in a different way. brain is feeling wrung out dry lately, and that’s just accounting for the mundanities.

it’s dnd one-shot night, you know what that means: PLANT A MAGIC BEAN IN THE PISS AND EYEBALLS CAULDRON YOU COWARD

gotta love a cheeky beer during a premier photoshoots

literally, yes me too, when @theporkofcrime.bsky.social was busy building a new cliffside base along the server’s nether rail system, i went frog hunting instead of helping him lol. or even last night, i went exploring to a new village instead of doing a trial chamber with the other server members 🤷🏼‍♀️

wow, another banger, another banger starter trio by pokemon (except the name browt, not sure about that one yet)

i actually love being the baby builder of a minecraft server. you’re building a parthenon-like temple? a tower whose top is higher than clouds? a nether minecart transit system? that’s all so so awesome guys. i’m making picnic tables. my keyboard is on my lap and cats are trying to sit on my mouse.

if i hadn’t just dropped a fat dime on shaky knees i’d genuinely consider that option 😭

damn, shoulda been possessed by the “FORSOOTH” ghost, instead you got a gen z drama kid

announcement of tour dates for the dear hunter and guests

not me seeing this image, freaking out, and messaging a friend who loves closure in moscow as much as i love the dear hunter just to notice the asterisk on the atlanta date after sending the hype alert message 🫠

oh man, it just clicked that i used to listen to ben howard in high school when the album every kingdom came out, and then completely forgot about him when i started listening to metal. good and cool to know that’s one more on the sk26 lineup that i’d love to see live.

wrong on both counts, fuck you guys on r/shakyknees for getting my hopes up lol

so the only limiting factor of the spell’s application is that the caster needs to touch and then stay within 10 ft of the spell’s recipients for the entire hourlong casting time, otherwise your hilarious scenario would be possible and nobody in that hypothetical city could marry until WIDOWED lol

fun fact: did you know the wording of the dungeons and dragons 2014 edition spell “ceremony” for clerics and paladins has no specified number of spouses allowed to participate in the “wedding” option?

it was a statewide directive iirc, so actually kinda nice that mpd came out with a clear statement while most other jurisdictions are remaining silent

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shaky knees lineup comes out tomorrow…

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in an illustration rendered in MS Paint sometime in the early 2000s, a person bends at the waist away from a toilet, pulling sheets of toilet paper around their leg, through their dirt crack, and up over their back, covered in poop

this image, created 20+ years ago in MS Paint, is infinitely more beautiful than anything "AI" could create

bro listen to me. in your twenties you’ll get a job as a mid-level contract hire, then a global pandemic and a programmatic reorg will change your entire job description, and your work bestie will get a promotion they hate, and you’ll be asked to support the load. DO NOT DO ANY OF THAT.

me on the outside: yes coworker, I CAN help you with that problem right now!!

me on the inside: whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhyWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY WHY AM I THE POINT OF CONTACT FOR A PROJECT I KNWO NOTHING ABOUT, WHY AM I ON THIS MEETING, WHY AM I BEING ASKED ABOUT THIS DOCUMENT WHHHYYYYY