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Fuck Twitter & Elon Musk I welcome new friends, but not douchebag blue checks from Xcrement. No DMs from: β€’ Crypto, Donation, and foreign scammers β€’ Illuminati BS β€’ Relationship scammers or onlyfans whores…. 🚨🚨I will report ALL of you shitheads! 🚨🚨

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Welp…. That pretty much guarantees the next 10 years full of more β€œterrorist” attacks for us sadly.

Why do we as citizens allow this to keep happening to us? But no, we just blame the terrorists and double down. πŸ™„

01.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a giant cesspool.

03.02.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First it’s DOGE checks, then it was tariff checks, now it’s health care checks….

Man we are going to be rolling in the dough aren’t we?

FOH you fucking magamorons, none of this is happening and it never will.

30.01.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The problem isn’t politicians, it’s the people who keep voting like this.

I blame independents mostly, they don’t really understand what’s going on and think with their feelings rather than common sense.

30.01.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This sums up U.S. Elections perfectly.

20.01.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When do the personal lawsuits start coming in against these government officials?

18.01.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s really all you can hope for.

05.12.2025 02:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean we already knew this, this is exactly what shithead republican voters wanted. Duh. πŸ™„

04.12.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obama 2028 it is. ☺️

01.12.2025 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obama 2028 it is. ☺️

01.12.2025 14:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The free filing on IRS website only applies to those making less than $75k.

09.11.2025 19:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dick Cheney is dead.

#thedickisdead

04.11.2025 11:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So pissed at the Blue Jays for blowing that’s shit. The dodger fans are straight hypocrites.

03.11.2025 01:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the guy they are betting will win in 2028?

30.10.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mike Johnson describes Trump’s mental decline and unhinged behavior.

28.10.2025 16:52 πŸ‘ 4727 πŸ” 1789 πŸ’¬ 269 πŸ“Œ 212

It’s always funny listening to hypocritical Dodgers fans cheer for Mookie Betts.

#dodgersfans
#hypocrites
#worldseries

28.10.2025 06:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just waiting for the Dodgers to fucking lose. πŸ₯±

28.10.2025 06:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Houston Rockets looked really good tonight!!!

I’m loving’ it!! πŸ€πŸ€˜

22.10.2025 04:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And now you are realizing how many apps you have that use AWS.

πŸ€”

20.10.2025 08:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@mjhiblenart.bsky.social

20.10.2025 03:14 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m only interested in red state no king marches, that’s where it really matters.

19.10.2025 07:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣

17.10.2025 11:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He is using the shutdown as a bullshit reason now.

15.10.2025 11:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Until you see the spiders there. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

15.10.2025 11:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking grifter

15.10.2025 11:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We understand you want to take the high road, but we are way past that now. Just sue him. He isn’t going to budge because he wants to take away healthcare subsidies for millions of citizens to help leverage the tax cuts for billionaires.

15.10.2025 11:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We will have so much work to do after the 2028 (even 2026) election in order to fix all of this.
It’s going to feel like raising the titanic.

10.10.2025 21:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What did he bend down to pick up?
How did they know he would be there?

29.09.2025 07:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Classic. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

29.09.2025 07:24 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0