~☆~Mari~☆~

Look at Clarence Thomas!!!

"Venure capitalist is a terrifying profession title."

Well it rolls off the tongue easier than Enshitification Facilitator.

Man we can't have anything is this fuck ass country

What was that one tweet where they said they look like they snuck on Earth?

Soft... neck...✍️🏾

PLEASE. HELP. ME 🤣🤣😭😭

‘SINNERS’ wins Best Original Screenplay at the 78th Writers Guild Awards.
Per @filmupdate.bsky.social

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

🤢🤢🤢

PLEAAASE yo 🤣🤣😭😭

Disappointment breeds disassociation

My gawd

The way that I need the sun like Superman, thank GAWD!

Somebody vote for me as a congressman so I can beat his dog ass right on the Capital floor.

Deamonte Driver, a 12-year-old Marylander, died from a preventable tooth infection. His story moved Sen. Cardin to fight for dental access. 19 years later, I’m continuing that work—let’s pass my Medicare & Medicaid Dental, Vision, and Hearing Benefit Act.

it’s “death before dishonor” when it comes to respecting black people

Very small parsley sprouts

My parsley is sprouting y'all 🥹

You asking illiterate niggas to read the room

When I discover a new artist and I gotta make sure they human

Not the sex robot said 😭

Bro said

Are you okay? How is my saying that the fact that the victim not receiving justice is an embarrassment, victim blaming? Please go back to school. I'm not engaging with you.

I see reading comprehension is not your strongest area. Someone who is fearful of something would decline to be near it. Nowhere did I imply that she should have known her father was going to murder her. It's an embarrassment that the idea of it being an accident is being entertained.

So he asked his gun-hating daughter if she wanted to see a gun and she immediately walked on over? This is an embarrassment to the victim.

Me looking at any recipe: "But is it meal prep-able?"

A diagram of the evolution of whales, from land dwelling mammals to the ocean giants we know today.

Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable

But that is correct??

anything over $50 is almost $100. i don't make the rules.

That is heartbreaking.

Lack of reading comprehension impacting them in real life.