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a sticker sheet which features a pink donut labeled “worry”

a sticker sheet which features a pink donut labeled “worry”

new phone case came with a sticker sheet and i must share The Donut of Worry

06.03.2026 14:20 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

always happy to have @alexfromoakland.bsky.social on and be relieved from the duty of infodumping

05.03.2026 15:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not to get religious but it must be nice to be in one of those cults that worships a giant carnivorous worm. you get the solace of faith (listen to the worm screams) and the sureness of a concrete goal (sacrifice non-believers to worm)

03.03.2026 17:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 👍 13099 🔁 5302 💬 88 📌 184
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

28.02.2026 15:54 👍 10272 🔁 2810 💬 92 📌 136
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

28.02.2026 07:19 👍 23674 🔁 7124 💬 735 📌 405
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on,  and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

28.02.2026 13:05 👍 7047 🔁 1034 💬 56 📌 15

AI could never

27.02.2026 20:04 👍 3286 🔁 982 💬 13 📌 8

increasingly i want to remove my identify from the internet so that none may ever know my visage, perhaps become a disembodied wraith

27.02.2026 19:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In which we bid goodbye to Dunk and Egg until an unspecified point in 2027

24.02.2026 23:59 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the difference in the reception between House of the Dragon and Dunk and Egg is basically plot vs character work, in that everyone hates plot and loves character work

23.02.2026 16:51 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

do not have the emotional energy to engage with new evangelion especially with yoko taro involved like i already had my pubescent brain blasted out the back of my skull by the original i can't be doing this twenty five plus years later!! i haven't even watched the rebuilds!!!

23.02.2026 15:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“The fine Colombian” is weed. Proof:

Just saw a tweet about the Fine Colombian thing and was reminded, my dad gave me a recording from a show from 9/1/93 (Cincinnati) where Fagen is ad libbing over the background vocals and he says "we had a couple of joints" in reference to that line. So. Definitely weed.

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klerpan1
10 years ago
Fine colombian does mean coke, and was used way before scarface

ago “The fine Colombian” is weed. Proof: Just saw a tweet about the Fine Colombian thing and was reminded, my dad gave me a recording from a show from 9/1/93 (Cincinnati) where Fagen is ad libbing over the background vocals and he says "we had a couple of joints" in reference to that line. So. Definitely weed. +7 klerpan1 10 years ago Fine colombian does mean coke, and was used way before scarface

Lots of interesting debate with cogent points on both sides in the genius comments about whether “the fine Colombian” in steely dan’s hey nineteen is cocaine or weed

21.02.2026 22:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
food delivery robot named Malala

food delivery robot named Malala

whoever is giving food delivery robots ethnic names… buddy you gotta stop

21.02.2026 04:39 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

While this episode has dissuaded me from becoming a romantic medieval knight it has actually reinforced my belief that the greatest tactic is jumping out of a bush

17.02.2026 17:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i know there's a lot happening in the world, but it really feels like the past tense of glide should be glode

15.02.2026 22:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

dear valentine,
my love for you is like the hole in my head: getting bigger everyday

14.02.2026 13:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.

13.02.2026 20:09 👍 4330 🔁 2055 💬 55 📌 54

state of play thoughts: as a huge booster of both Returnal and Control, very hyped for Control 2 and spiritual successor returnal 2, also chicken man dynasty warriors looked wild, god of war trilogy remake... we'll see you in 2030 pal!!

13.02.2026 19:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

as much as i love the hundred hour plus RPG by hour eighty of most of them you enter the "limping and pissing yourself" stage of a marathon

13.02.2026 17:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we're going to knight school!!

10.02.2026 15:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
rosemary shallot garlic sun-dried tomato parmesan butter

rosemary shallot garlic sun-dried tomato parmesan butter

Garlic bread in tin foil

Garlic bread in tin foil

Garlic bread cross-section

Garlic bread cross-section

Gluten free pepperoni pizza

Gluten free pepperoni pizza

tonight in cooking: pizza and garlic bread

05.02.2026 02:20 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thank you i knew he was in here somewhere!!

03.02.2026 21:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

my apologies to the GoT canon and the italian language

03.02.2026 17:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Che follia!

03.02.2026 17:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

01.02.2026 21:10 👍 35206 🔁 17404 💬 2299 📌 2248

I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people.

But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.

30.01.2026 16:46 👍 15707 🔁 5620 💬 240 📌 127

i love arkanoid/breakout and this is a ridiculously effective riff on it, very "going back to the refrigerator at 3am for more balls"

30.01.2026 17:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eventually someone on this show has to be max von sydow

28.01.2026 13:24 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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I’ll be following this developing story very closely

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