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Dess Holiday irl

@goatedretsof

18+ ONLY!!!!! πŸ”žπŸ”žπŸ”ž Retsof * 22 * Certified deer * Trolley operator * TF-ee and pooltoy enjoyer This is my β€œeverything” account so you will see everything. Expect NSFW to appear unexpectedly at any time.

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ouch
[ drawing streak: 371 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune #ralsei ]

14.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 409 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

girls don't need "genitalia" or "sexual orgasms." all they need is a fat squishy useless nullge between their legs and some fat squishy useless paws to stimulate it with.

14.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy milf march to my new rubber wife!

14.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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wee bit of an update to my avatar

14.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some clear shots of my new fursona! Faith's a blend of synthetic and biological. She feels like heavy, warm fleece against your hand. I'll render her clothes and a proper ref next week~

13.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 275 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 0
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[2/2]
Well your problem now is that you're going to have to somehow convince her to ever turn back to normal after this~

14.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Got super inspired by @miranii.bsky.social and the #marblemarch trend that I just HAD to draw pinky as a gargoyle. Might be a little difficult to play hockey now… maybe he can play goalie??

14.03.2026 08:59 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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yknow actually I realized I never draw her in the sitting pose. She's sitting now. Gargoyle sitting pose. Ga

14.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

0-6-0 update: sound decoder is installed and test runs commence!

14.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 926 πŸ” 501 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

That would be so cool if I could have huge tits on my deeraffe

14.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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so i might’ve gotten stuck in a cinderace suit for a bit, and it seems like the the only way to escape is to exercise and work out until i can’t anymore… this suit is gonna get stuffy very quickly, huh? @w@

15.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 572 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1
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Eee new squeaky art from @auzutea.bsky.social

12.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 316 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Caught..... 🦊🐏

13.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 2658 πŸ” 411 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1
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I can't wait to tell @pooltoy.art all about this... oh, well, I guess I'll have to wait, huh. #Felsspellart

11.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 619 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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Yeah ok you're totally evolved yeah (all stats down. charmed. stupid.)

14.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of me as a big giant ditzy bimbo jackalope, stomping about while Steve is trying to not get squished (he wouldn't mind if he did get squished though.)

Drawing of me as a big giant ditzy bimbo jackalope, stomping about while Steve is trying to not get squished (he wouldn't mind if he did get squished though.)

[WG, large]
🎨 for @tobcd.bsky.social

Yeah, I'm large, what about it?~

(Based on irl events
Also don't worry 'bout the mouse, he's fine
Maybe)

10.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 356 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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🎸🎣

14.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 2187 πŸ” 502 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1
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mia stands for Me Immediately Aftergoatening

14.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

me: ok im gonna go get goated
guy: get goated? where
me: hospital
guy: what. ok
me: pick me up in 3 days
guy: ok
--72 hours later--
guy: mia should be coming out right about now
irregular+shaky hoof clip-clops echoing down the hall:

14.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 223 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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sandwich beast

09.05.2025 02:33 πŸ‘ 2741 πŸ” 611 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0
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Queen Bouncelia pooltoy form :]

14.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i said BIGGER, so i mean BIGG-πŸ’₯

13.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 378 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 3

I was about to post smth like "I hope the increase in dog noises has lowered the rent enough" but then I realized IVE BEEN DOING THEM VOCALLY AND IN THE PRESENCE OF OTHER FURRIES INSTEAD OF JUST POSTING THEM

I'm cooked

14.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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more stuff

this time is lunnaaa >:3

14.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

:3 @pooltoy.art #felsspellart

14.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Bugg transformed into a gargoyle, frozen by the sunrise

Bugg transformed into a gargoyle, frozen by the sunrise

Don't climb up on the creepy old chapel, they said. Nonsense, this view of the sunrise is gonna be beau-

#marblemarch

14.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 399 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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#AncientTungs

14.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 786 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A former goat now marble gargoyle stands shockingly stiff on their new plinth: petrified probably because of sunlight.

A former goat now marble gargoyle stands shockingly stiff on their new plinth: petrified probably because of sunlight.

The gargoyles got me!
inspired by @miranii.bsky.social 's gargoyle designs and posts
#MarbleMarch

12.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 283 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0