We have always been in the very best of hands.

No. It's just a pleasant surprise.

He's trying to change it into his world.

"Hey, they aren't my kids, so what the hell, right?"

I just hope those two crazy kids can heal their differences.

I just hope those two crazy kids can heal their differences.

"And it was wrong of President Biden to take us to this special military operation!"

"And if we have to kill all Cubans to do it, peace is peace!"

I just hope they don't plan to re-re-print the stationery.

"Clearly, we can do whatever the fuck we want. And Susan Collins won't even be concerned."

"And to prove our goodness, we killed fewer that 200 schoolgirls."

Thank John Roberts for that, as well as 1,000 other horrors.

"Partnership" is not quite the word I'd chose. But then, I am not a mobster.

"Squirrel. No, really. SQUIRREL!"

Why immigrants insist on being from other countries???

Being ancient, I recall a time when Conservatives would put forth ideas, that while not necessarily meritorious, were worth consideration, discussion, even modification. And those offering the ideas were eloquent and precise.

Those days are so long past it actually hurts my brain and heart.

"And I am among them. Was that my outside voice?"

What? Right on TWO things in one morning?

Be still, Trump's failing heart.

On the other hand, Coons could demand hostilities cease this afternoon.

6 of one, half dozen... and so on.

Mace. Right on one thing. Wrong on 10,000 others.

Ah, well.

"This is going to transform the way we do world negotiations."

When an idiot is correct, I have to acknowledge it.

"What President Trump has done is truly -- it's been compared to the fall of the Berlin Wall. By me."

"Hey, it's no skin off my ass," the president offered philisophically.

Massie, withdraw from the GOP Caucus, and put Jeffries in control.

"The important thing is to leave the Storm Troopers free and carefree."

I don't want to me a negative Nellie, but I don't think the US president is terribly bright.

I know, I know. I will eat those words, the Tuesday after the next Yom Kippur.

"Windmills kill!"

In 1,578 weeks. At most.

"And they must add. 'Trump is the Warrior God' and all US currency," Trump added modestly .

Wonderful leader? Maduro's VP? A fucking fascistic tyrant?

It scans.