As much as I enjoy the tune Hardcore Motherfucker by Ultraviolence, I'm always irritated by how un-Hardcore it is. Bloody false advertising π
As much as I enjoy the tune Hardcore Motherfucker by Ultraviolence, I'm always irritated by how un-Hardcore it is. Bloody false advertising π
Out and about at stupid in the morning.
Damn. Typo. 'That'
Do you get banned from here if you say something like Fuck thst christo-fascist Charlie Kirk?
Well, well, well. If it isn't sleep deprivation and a fridge full of alcohol. Let's see who wins.
The pieces of a 1980 Kenner AT-AT toy that has been sloppily spray painted in green, red, and bronze, and then violently violently dismantled. Seriously, I've still got a scar on my foot from taking a run up and kicking it while in bare feet. Boy did it fly. Like some sort of unwieldy plastic dog.
I think I broke this 1980 Kenner AT-AT. Oops π«’
Oh well, Hail Eris, I guess.
#StarWars #ClownShit
Abstract painting of trees, edged in pink, and consisting of splashes and brush strokes of green, purple, and pink, on a muted spray painted background in red, blue, and green. Strokes of light blue zigzagging through the centre of the canvas. Six googly eyes are placed throughout the painting.
'Feel Them Watching'
by me(2025)
Mixed paint and googly eyes on canvas.
#IrishArt #Painting #Art
Gay the pray away
South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.
Assorted clown-themed nonsense.
Damn. I missed Fuck a Whoopie-cushion Wednesday.
A chaotic multicoloured painting. Splashes and lines of blues, blacks, pinks, and reds. Red paint like blood splatter under a skeletal-like hand, giving the finger, painted in blue on top of sliver. Writing in the corner that says "Sleeping. You fucking fuck"
'Up Yours Buddy'
A personal message to a former toxic friend.
#Art #Painting #Trauma #TraumaHealing
Apologies if the alt text sucks. I'll try to get better at it.
Reaping what you sow is loads of fun. Scythes kick ass.
Apparently Goon Palace was not the place to order henchmen from.
Just rewatched the fantastic Shakespeare's Shitstorm by @lloydkaufman.bsky.social and now I'm hyper.
Granted, it may have been all the coffee I've been drinking, but I'm blaming Troma.
Every several months, I resurrect myself like some sort of glitchy bastard Jesus.
What do you mean sitting outside in the cold drinking coffee multiple times a day was obviously going to make me sick?
An ice cube tray and ice cubes. The ice cubes are butt plugs. Or maybe the butt plugs are made of ice.
I find this both disturbing, as I consider the ice-burn, and enticing as I consider the ice-burn and subsequent melting π€
1. Judge Dredd.
Getting the obvious one out of the way first. Thereβs really nothing like Dredd; nearly 50 years of continuous storytelling pretty much all guided by the same hand. The story of one man very, very gradually realising that he might be the baddie.
I'm a clown of my word. Come on then Sunday, let's have some fun.
To hell with having another coffee. It feels like an absinthe kinda morning.
In a weird way, Brianna Wu being the (latest) mouthpiece for laundering βPlease Just Accept That Some LGBTQ People Deserve To Be Otheredβ is a good sign β
First, they tried to Other lesbians & homosexual men. Obergefell shut that down.
Then they recruited TERF lesbians to split LGBTQ.
Just a reminder to all the new folks that Neil Gaiman has been credibly accused of sexual assault by five different women, and is almost certainly working behind the scenes with his PR firm to bury the story.
Donβt let him. And donβt follow him. More here:
It's daylight and not long after 8am. Who the fuck is setting off fireworks?
Never change Dublin.
Actually, no. Stop with that shit.
Thank God Bluesky is an echo chamber, I love listening to myself talk
You don't know any undocumented people.
I repeat:
You don't know any undocumented people.
quit staring into my abyss, dude
this is hulk pussy erasure
Gonna start graffitiing "Aphrodite is a massive slag - Eris" on shit as soon as I've had enough beer to convince myself it's a good idea
As a freelancer every family commitment of 15 minutes during the day will remove 2-3 hours from your workday.