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Let's. A. Go.

First they made Yoda a baby and now they made Jabba the Hott

One thing about fashion is it seems like the key is being hot

resident evil requiem is the best one. "better than-?" yes

Okay but at least we killed 50 - 150 little girls

I hate this news, but love Bruce Campbell in more ways than I can count. Ashley J. Williams and Evil Dead 2 was my childhood introduction to "adult" horror films. I'm always so happy to see his face in a film. He's one of those actors that just makes me happy. Hoping for the best

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

one of the best shows ever

Today at church I sat behind a middle schooler I’ve never talked to, who spent the whole service drawing on a notepad. At the end of the hour she stood up, turned around, and showed me the drawing. “This is you as a dog,” she said

It’s Donald Trump the ultimate monster. Folks,

The monsters in the new resident evil are some of the most terrifying designs yet

Democrats stop making “conceding points” your opening gambit, part infinity

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

Nope. We don't have to do this. The courageous act would be to refuse. Jingoist slop like this is an enormous factor in why the US has been terrorizing the world for decades. There are no heroes bombing Iran.

Send ICE to Iran, they are our bravest warriors

I’m no comic book scientist but if Superman lived on earth since infancy wouldn’t he get used to the yellow sun eventually? It’s fun to imagine him in his 30s trying to fly one day but just squatting up and down like a toddler who thinks they’re jumping

i’m so excited for peace in the Middle East. we’re only one war away.

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

We're murderers of children and several Democrats are totally ok with it.

Gonna start pronouncing the name of this website as “blooski”

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

Me one week ago — that’s the worst news I’ve ever heard

Me three days ago — that’s the worst news I’ve ever heard

Me two hours ago — that’s the worst news I’ve ever heard

Me tomorrow — that’s the worst news I’ve ever heard

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Can think of nothing more cowardly than pressing a button to shoot a missile that will land dozens or hundreds of miles away. Little bottle of water next to your desk. "Yes sir" and all that shit. Walking around saluting each other. Fucking losers. Killers.

WOW MY NEW CHILD! HAPPY POKEMON 30TH!

Scrooge from Muppet Christmas Carol: You there, boy! What day is it? Bean Bunny: Why, it’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, sir! Scrooge: Then I haven’t missed it!

I've heard of late-stage capitalism -- this feels like endgame capitalism

Don't

To any Democrat who ever said about any issue, "Maybe if we agree with Republicans just this far, they'll stop there," remember that you were wrong, it was obvious at the time, and you really should never believe that again about any issue, ever.