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the lord illustrious pissgoats

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Resident of the Eternal City of Naarm || 20s capromorph || πŸš©πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ || personally ended the culture war || ♂️♂️ || adult themes πŸ”ž || pfp by meeeeee

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Warzone Joker Limner

Acrylic, pencil and marker on canvas

12.03.2026 08:40 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Learning about Rosemont from a friend really changed how i thought about the states. Please get yourselves outta there! Don't host major furcons at Crown Casino: The City! Stay safe, please!!!

12.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cardboard cutout representing a "stereotypical early 2000's furry" stands over a second cardboard cutout representing a "stereotypical circuit gay furry", who is asleep in a hotel bed. The first cutout is lit by a harsh spotlight, that fades into an unnerving halo. His eyes do not fully land on the viewer, the bed, or the second figure. He wears a pendant that reads "YIFF", mirrored backwards.

A cardboard cutout representing a "stereotypical early 2000's furry" stands over a second cardboard cutout representing a "stereotypical circuit gay furry", who is asleep in a hotel bed. The first cutout is lit by a harsh spotlight, that fades into an unnerving halo. His eyes do not fully land on the viewer, the bed, or the second figure. He wears a pendant that reads "YIFF", mirrored backwards.

Alex Evertech Receives a Visit From A Mute Angel

08.10.2025 12:29 πŸ‘ 322 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

If you let me break your radii as well then sure I'll fuck you

11.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yet right now the states and other western countries are just rolling that shit out like it's normal. like wtf do you mean you're gonna change prices based on Data

11.03.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to "um actually" but china literally never had anything similar to what was called a social credit system.

11.03.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bigger than before πŸ₯š

11.03.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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wawawawa

11.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 1867 πŸ” 260 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Can you draw them eating tagoballs and getting puffy and swollen and needing to use an EpiPen and then going to the hospital?

11.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Coughing bomb vs hydrogen baby

11.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They Kaur'd the shit out of that line. Disgustinggg.

11.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Text below Brian Griffin reads, "If the Bone Meter fills up, Brian will lose control"

Text below Brian Griffin reads, "If the Bone Meter fills up, Brian will lose control"

Family Guy Video Game! (Multiplatform, 2006)

09.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1627 πŸ” 500 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 11
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Lecture notes

10.03.2026 06:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday maccas mac donals!

10.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i really gotta get out of the city more

10.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I love you bell street

25.02.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 809 πŸ” 191 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

i think my laptop is gonna perish soon. fuck.

09.03.2026 10:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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gagobears

09.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 1329 πŸ” 399 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 6
A bright yellow cement mixer, the kind that can be towed behind any pickup truck. Red rented the mixer and borrowed a Dodge Ram from his neighbor for this job. A little sidewalk repair at my mom’s house, Red told his neighbor. When Red is identified years laterβ€”though not yet apprehendedβ€”a trail of clues lead investigators too, yes, the sidewalk in front of Red’s mom’s house. A city crew jackhammers up a section of the walk, finding a melange of bones underneath, not all of them human.

A bright yellow cement mixer, the kind that can be towed behind any pickup truck. Red rented the mixer and borrowed a Dodge Ram from his neighbor for this job. A little sidewalk repair at my mom’s house, Red told his neighbor. When Red is identified years laterβ€”though not yet apprehendedβ€”a trail of clues lead investigators too, yes, the sidewalk in front of Red’s mom’s house. A city crew jackhammers up a section of the walk, finding a melange of bones underneath, not all of them human.

CEMENT.BMF

09.03.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Is this an invitation.

09.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

goatboy β‰ˆ dogboy

is the signal received

09.03.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

goats are a types of dogs

09.03.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes I take the goo out of my mouth and play with it like asmr slime

09.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sending ALL my fortune your way holy shit

09.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Con badge :D

19.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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scans that turned out really nice

07.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Resistance

08.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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