hoanna newsom

honestly this show can service me as much as it wants

incredibly

drifloon only fucking with you if you bring one of the dolls is so real

i wish there was a name for girl bussy

honestly just throw out the whole suitcase

okay i did the newly single menace to society thing a few times last week i’m ready to be a grandpa again

doing it in august yippee!

they should give out edibles at lana del rey night at scarlet nightclub

please! let’s get their asses

Usually the right choice why do men make
me forget that!

They said the aquarium prospects proved compelling, you’re free to go sir

I’ll convene with the council of women and let you know ☺️

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

spoiler candidate fr

i got a platinum plaque in the coochieeeee

this isn't a distraction from epstein class pedophilia it's an expression of the epstein class worldview

Ooh I didn’t realize you were a Chicago guy at one point! Knew I liked you

I’m in Roscoe Village right now! Was in B*ystown for like 7 years.

Logan is a bit out of the way but the vibe is just infinitely better. Lots of cute things to do, actual good bars, and nicer people imo. You gotta check it out!

loooove scofflaw!

pretty bisexual men and cooler places to hang out!

i’m starting to romanticize living in logan square again hmmmmm

🥰

cuddle bug

do karaoke bars know the debt they owe to jo dee messina

i think that can be arranged!

i used to think there was no such thing as a bad kisser but streets are saying that i’m just a great one

i will cherish the lesbians who recruited me to do diet pepsi at karaoke last night until the day i die

great! we landed on some compelling solutions to increase cockholder value

went out on a thursday, woke up 5 minutes before a meeting with a man in my bed and new pokemon in my phone. i should go out more 🙂‍↕️

literally the return on that investment is crazy