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Helga the Horrified

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He looks even more twisted and evil than the rest of them.

07.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In-depth, indeed. Gave me a hearty laugh, thank you ☺️

06.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because the President of Ukraine is a decent human being. Ours is not, in any way, shape or form.

05.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Party of small government, my ass. They wanna be in my doctor's office, my womb and now my kitchen. I cannot say it enough, but fvck these people. 🀬

05.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, no he doesn't work for her, he works for the White House πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ sure, Jan

05.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think her face is capable of showing any expression except resting b*tch face.

05.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kornacki's voice was like nails on a chalkboard. Drove me nuts, so never watched. Ali I like. πŸ‘

04.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And, even worse, bragged about it in her book.

03.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat is sleeping with the words take care and feel better written below it Alt: a cat is sleeping with the words take care and feel better written below it

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

03.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How can a five percent increase halve their wealth? I'm no mathematician but that math doesn't work.

03.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No argument here.

27.02.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, this is a very misogynistic country. And getting worse. Two great women candidates but their gender was the only disqualification that mattered. Sickening.

27.02.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just renewed mine. It was surprisingly easy, all done online, cost $130.usd, and is arriving in my mailbox tomorrow. Took less than two weeks. Lasts for 10 years. Pleasantly surprised. 🀯

27.02.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚ sorry shit sucks right now.

25.02.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are there any betting odds about how late he's gonna be? I imagine a lot of pre-game preparations will be needed. 🀷🏼

25.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jessica is a national treasure. How she works everyday with these disrespectful morons is beyond me. God love her.

24.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any idiot that would invest in anything this family of grifters offers, deserves to lose it all. Especially crypto. Absolutely no sympathy for them.

24.02.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Must be. Not one of those suits is tailored properly.

23.02.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm rooting for the Canadians, thank you. I imagine most of the world is too.

22.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe I have that very same heating pad 😍 it's wonderful. I'd sit next to you too!

21.02.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm betting he starts a war Monday and cancels the state of the union on Tuesday. But if he doesn't, I won't be watching. I have to stick pins in my eyes instead, that will be more fun. 🀒

21.02.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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plankton from spongebob squarepants says correct in a cartoon Alt: plankton from spongebob squarepants says correct in a cartoon

Ding ding ding

18.02.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm surprised that cross doesn't burst into flames when she lies so blatantly.

18.02.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of all the things I'm not going to do, I'm not going to do that thing the most. Wtf?

18.02.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It felt so good to cancel Paramount+ this morning. When they asked me why I said because they're state propaganda.

17.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for saying that - lack of chronological order is YT's biggest drawback. I tried to stop using IG to watch reels, cause fvck zuck, but this is the primary reason I don't use YT except to search for something specific. Looking for last night's clip? It's buried under clips months old. πŸ₯΄

17.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with red hair is wearing a black jacket and a #schittscreek logo behind her Alt: Catherine O'Hara is wearing a black jacket and a #schittscreek logo behind her πŸ’”

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16.02.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Haven't seen Sinners yet but you look pretty darn cute tonight πŸ₯°

14.02.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love this! Will watch again 😊

12.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Take away the keys and let him drive his own car. Simple.

11.02.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0