A hotel room wall with wall decor that includes trees in front of a cloudy sky. Very on brand for Salesforce fans.
It’s like this hotel room knows me.
(you remember I collect designer cloud apparel, right?)
Not me. I felt like I had to get up an hour early just to be on time to hit the road (so I could be in Chicago on time for my dinner reservations with my team).
A must!
That’s me, cozy in bed every morning.
(Logs into Zillow …)
There are people who aren’t bothered by the daylight savings time change? Freaks.
Sepia-toned gif of woman tapping her fingers together under her chin saying, “A little bit of mystery.”
Yes, yes, nothing at all.
Packing for my first conference of the year. Daunted by selecting which pieces from my “cloud” collection to wear. (Pretty sure I’m the only one who has ever been in this situation.)
And rarely bothers me that I don’t …
Graphic that says: When you get older, “it’s too cold” is a valid excuse to not leave your house.
With such frigid temps right now, I’m grateful I rarely have to leave the house.
Pretty sure coffee tastes even better on a Friday
Planning trips is one thing. Planning your OUTFITS? Ohhh baby. That’s where the real work comes in.
I’m speaking at an event next month, and I’ve already started planning out my outfits. A labor of love.
When you wish a book would be made into a movie, you really wish it’d be made into a 19-hour-long spectacle that includes every detail of the storyline and is cast perfectly.
With names pronounced the way I pronounce them in my head.
Am I down for an adventure? 100%
A nap all day? 100%
I’m versatile like that.
I provided some context about the federal role in funding higher education for this Washington Post piece. Roughly one-fourth of the sector's revenue comes from student financial aid or research funds...and both are uncertain right now.
Do I want water? No. I’m thirsty, not dirty.
Whoever instituted the practice of 8 am meetings should be remembered by future generations as a wicked, evil person.
Gif from an old movie of a woman walking with a wiggle, the text stating, “Time for a little drinky winky.”
Cheers!
Stop. Booing the Star Spangled Banner is just wrong. Politics aside, don’t boo the people of the United States.
The president can change every year four years. Have some respect.
Sign: Old and tired but down to day drink.
Someone once told me you can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning. 🥂🥃🍸🍻
Can’t really say no to such a pretty girl
Look at that sweet face ❤️
Jake Ryan turns 65 this year … in case you have yet felt betrayed enough by 2025.
Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think?
Meme: Photo of cat with the words, “finished with nap time and … about to start day drinking. If you zoom in on the cat, it looks like he’s missing his two front bottom teeth, and that made me laugh for some silly reason.
It’s a lazy Sunday.
Thinking about session proposals for Dreamin’ events and asking myself: What do people want to learn this year?
Not tragic
Meme: When I die, I want a bunch of oompa loompas to show up and sing a song about the last mistake I made.
lol blocked most of the others 😉
Photo of Prince, Dirty Mind tour.
I was a freshman cheerleader in typing class with senior cheerleaders; they invited me to the Dirty Mind concert. Hadn’t yet heard of Prince but wasn’t about to admit it! Strict parents required stealth. On stage, he’s mostly naked, my innocence sexualized, scandalized. What a performance.
