Buffalo Sports Haiku

If you do not meet
You can't have any pudding
Lessons from Pink Floyd

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Vlad waiting for Bo
For hug after three run dong
Brings tears to the eyes

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“You’re gonna be the best one there. You’re gonna win!”

Vladimir Guerrero Jr.’s daughter, Vlaimel, leaves her dad an adoring voicemail that tugs on the heartstrings.

Hang it in the Louvre

I have never enjoyed an MLB team more than this year’s Toronto Blue Jays team. At a time where domestic and world news hammers you down daily, they have provided me and my family with endless optimism and spirit. It doesn’t matter in the big picture but then again, it’s also everything.

Masterpiece

Game's so out of hand
Announcers are riffing on
Middle school football

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Wearing my jersey
I got a "Go Jays" today
While shopping at Tops

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When Ernie Clement is at bat, the scoreboard has his nickname underlined by the dash from the Bills logo and a zubaz background.

Your MLB team could never

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Game 7.

Bottom of the 9th at the Roger's Center

Otahni on the mound holding a 2-0 lead after homering twice but he just hit 120 pictures and walked two after getting the first two outs

Roberts lets him finish what he started.

Mr. Brightside plays as a pinch hitter walks out of the dugout...

Chills, eh

A photo of a young Vladimir Guerrero Jr. in a home white Montreal Expos uniform. He holds his hat over his heart.

This kid is heading to the World Series 🥹

First daaaaa Yankees lose
Then the Blue Jays kept winning
Don't let this fun end

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Toronto Blue Jays
Your American League Champs
Is this real life?

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Such a fun season
OK, Blue Jays, let's play ball
For one more series

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Two games in a row
Sabres have not been shut out
Let's call it progress

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Four periods played
Still sitting on zero goals
Will they score this year?

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All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

Quote of the decade
Start spreadin' the news, bitches
Jays are moving on

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#WantItAll

never doubt this man. i hope he makes a baby tonight.

When the bullpen stirs
Before you record an out
This just ain't your night

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#TreyYesavage

Elite pro sports teams
Keep their best players long term
(and have Josh Allen)

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#LetJimboCook

@sueburke.bsky.social
Stevland the Pilot
Remarkable writing feat
Brilliant and unique

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#Interference

Scherzer on the hill
Beautiful weather, big crowd
Perfect Friday night

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Amazing tennis
Incredible turnaround
American champ

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#Coco

@sueburke.bsky.social
Was loving the book
Then THE BAMBOO NARRATED
Blew my freaking mind

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#Semiosis
#Brillant

Even with no ban
Nobody is signing up
To push tush of mine

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#TushPush

@chuckwendig.bsky.social
I'm fragile, you're dope
Twice in first thirty pages
Your words made me cry

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#StaircaseInTheWoods
#GreatWriting

I'm an adult so
Ice cream sandwich and two beers
Was tonight's dinner

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Everybody eats
Shoes are unacceptable
The Bills are SO back

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