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07.03.2026 03:44 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The interesting thing about seasonal clock movement is that some people have such strong opinions about what "7:35am" or "4pm" means that it's easier to move EVERY CLOCK IN YOUR REGION than shed those cultural associations or reschedule your working day

03.03.2026 23:48 👍 60 🔁 8 💬 8 📌 0

No yeah haha I feel much the same way. There's definitely enough demand for this that there could be spinoffs focused on it and it's odd that that's fallen off so much; I get the impression that the pokemon company is really picky with how the IP is used for anything strongly narrative-driven

04.03.2026 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The ditto human thing is a very clever way to incorporate the pokemon-ness while still having the player character be something that the most amount of people will be able to easily project onto, though. You gotta give it to em

04.03.2026 04:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok nvm it's just about race, not as fun to read about as if it has been about anything related to specifically knitting

01.03.2026 17:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my god, I have to know how this applies to the knitting circles

01.03.2026 17:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you should post more here!

28.02.2026 07:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Comic. [Person is sitting at a desk with a laptop, turned toward voice coming from off-panel.] VOICE FROM OFF-PANEL: I got you the ingredients for dinner tonight. Oh, and the plums in the fridge drawer are for my yogurt tomorrow; you should just leave them. Be back later! PERSON’S THOUGHT BUBBLE: Oh no. [caption] Help. It actually happened. I shouldn’t. But how can I not!?

Comic. [Person is sitting at a desk with a laptop, turned toward voice coming from off-panel.] VOICE FROM OFF-PANEL: I got you the ingredients for dinner tonight. Oh, and the plums in the fridge drawer are for my yogurt tomorrow; you should just leave them. Be back later! PERSON’S THOUGHT BUBBLE: Oh no. [caption] Help. It actually happened. I shouldn’t. But how can I not!?

Plums

xkcd.com/3209/

24.02.2026 20:32 👍 2743 🔁 434 💬 45 📌 38

This is really cool!

28.02.2026 07:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is great, I love the environment in this one

28.02.2026 07:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A grey hoodie with text which reads:

“Buy a man eat fish,
He day, teach fish man
To a lifetime.”

A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

27.02.2026 23:53 👍 7953 🔁 1906 💬 157 📌 141
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o moku e mun by roachbones, 0xlynn pipi o tawa sewi a!

the toki pona roguelike butterfly platformer I made with my friend just got an update, and a cute domain name pipi.la

22.02.2026 16:48 👍 47 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 1
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Color Game — How Well Can You Remember Colors? We show you colors. You recreate them from memory. Challenge friends to beat your score. It's harder than you think. Play free at dialed.gg.

Dialed Daily — Feb 20 46.08/50 🟨🟨🟧🟨🟨 Beat me → dialed.gg?c=PJPPUT

20.02.2026 18:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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13.02.2026 22:46 👍 273 🔁 101 💬 7 📌 2

This is pretty educational I had no idea that so many of the states had already banned alcohol by the time prohibition was enacted nationwide

09.02.2026 15:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.02.2026 02:38 👍 1301 🔁 197 💬 21 📌 8
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wowow world, the Nonolith demo is out now!

A mysterious metroid-BRAIN-ia with hundreds of surprising 'aha' moments that will redefine what is and always has been possible.

There are secrets everywhere, even this little demo has so much to discover!

09.12.2025 22:24 👍 215 🔁 43 💬 9 📌 8

How do you even think of a fusion like this this is fascinating

06.02.2026 06:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woah

31.01.2026 19:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a single ramen noodle is called a raman

30.01.2026 16:34 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

hello possum every hour do you think you could instead post a possum every two hours instead. its just a little bit too many possums

29.01.2026 03:18 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
3-panel comic. (1) [Three small arthropods on ocean floor.] ARTHROPOD 1: Now that we’re multicellular, what are your plans? I’m gonna evolve little legs and swim around with them! ARTHROPOD 2: I’m gonna evolve sharp pincers and use them to crunch stuff! ARTHROPOD 3: I’m gonna evolve glands to make string from my butt and use it to construct elaborate geometric nets hundreds of times my size to catch other animals. (2) [Silence] (3) ARTHROPOD 1: *Dude.* ARTHROPOD 2: Can you *please* just be normal about this? ARTHROPOD 3: *What??!*

3-panel comic. (1) [Three small arthropods on ocean floor.] ARTHROPOD 1: Now that we’re multicellular, what are your plans? I’m gonna evolve little legs and swim around with them! ARTHROPOD 2: I’m gonna evolve sharp pincers and use them to crunch stuff! ARTHROPOD 3: I’m gonna evolve glands to make string from my butt and use it to construct elaborate geometric nets hundreds of times my size to catch other animals. (2) [Silence] (3) ARTHROPOD 1: *Dude.* ARTHROPOD 2: Can you *please* just be normal about this? ARTHROPOD 3: *What??!*

Early Arthropods

xkcd.com/3199/

28.01.2026 19:57 👍 4565 🔁 881 💬 27 📌 24
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Don't let it slip away.

29.01.2026 01:18 👍 2223 🔁 708 💬 12 📌 0
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via wiktionary

26.01.2026 10:06 👍 2581 🔁 649 💬 15 📌 18

Immediately

27.01.2026 01:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Meet Mario's Potential Party!
Goompa
Joins Mario as a follower in the finished game, but has a lot of data referencing being a full partner. He even has four cut moves: One-Man Fool, Mumble, Lecture, and Awaken.
Goombaria
The unused partner closest to being implemented, she even has an unused partner list entry. Sadly, she has no known abilities.
Twink
Normally Peach's partner, but has an unused entry in Mario's partner list.
Seen in pre-release screenshots.
Ordinary Koopa
Likely replaced by Kooper. In a test room in the finished game, used as partner placeholder.
Bandit
Only the species is known.
Ninji Boy
Nothing is known about Ninji Boy except the line "HE CAN LOWER THE BLOCK", which was presumably his ability. Five colored Ninji sprites are unused in the code, one of them could have been him.
Chain Chomp
Only the species is known. Curiously, a Chain Chomp partner was planned for Paper Mario: Sticker Star, but also cut.
Red
The most mysterious partner, only his name レッド ("Red" in English in katakana) is given. The only character referred to as such in the finished Japanese text is Red Ninjakoopa, so unless the character was entirely original, it could have been him.
Source: info: tcrf.net/Paper_Mario/Unlocalized_Japanese_Text, mariowiki.com/List_of_Paper_Mario_pre-release_and_unused_content

Meet Mario's Potential Party! Goompa Joins Mario as a follower in the finished game, but has a lot of data referencing being a full partner. He even has four cut moves: One-Man Fool, Mumble, Lecture, and Awaken. Goombaria The unused partner closest to being implemented, she even has an unused partner list entry. Sadly, she has no known abilities. Twink Normally Peach's partner, but has an unused entry in Mario's partner list. Seen in pre-release screenshots. Ordinary Koopa Likely replaced by Kooper. In a test room in the finished game, used as partner placeholder. Bandit Only the species is known. Ninji Boy Nothing is known about Ninji Boy except the line "HE CAN LOWER THE BLOCK", which was presumably his ability. Five colored Ninji sprites are unused in the code, one of them could have been him. Chain Chomp Only the species is known. Curiously, a Chain Chomp partner was planned for Paper Mario: Sticker Star, but also cut. Red The most mysterious partner, only his name レッド ("Red" in English in katakana) is given. The only character referred to as such in the finished Japanese text is Red Ninjakoopa, so unless the character was entirely original, it could have been him. Source: info: tcrf.net/Paper_Mario/Unlocalized_Japanese_Text, mariowiki.com/List_of_Paper_Mario_pre-release_and_unused_content

In Paper Mario, Mario has 8 partners. However, there are enough unused and scrapped partners referenced in the game's files to make another full party. Here is a glimpse of an alternate reality with all of Mario's potential partners.

23.01.2026 17:04 👍 2156 🔁 518 💬 27 📌 55

deltarune if it was a generic western AAA game

21.01.2026 16:08 👍 1735 🔁 609 💬 13 📌 7
Terrifying bathroom with concrete floor and wood paneling, huge with nothing in it like a kill room

Terrifying bathroom with concrete floor and wood paneling, huge with nothing in it like a kill room

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

27.12.2025 16:56 👍 6640 🔁 1232 💬 327 📌 479
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i animated a music video for SiIvagunner's SING A SONG ABOUT HOPES AND DREAMS:
check it out on their youtube channel! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR5s...

13.01.2026 16:01 👍 958 🔁 349 💬 32 📌 3

check out the track linked in the desc, laamaa's stuff is awesome

14.01.2026 03:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0