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πŸ‘©β€πŸ’» Software eng πŸ€ͺ Creator of cringe tech videos πŸ₯Ί The funniest girl in us-east-1 beacons.ai/albertatech

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09.11.2025 16:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I found the last remaining non-AI chatbot 😭

09.11.2025 16:36 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Devs would rather re-write an entire code base than admit they don’t understand something 😭

04.04.2025 21:10 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
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The best part about the DOGE code leak is learning that even Elon's quirky band of ragtag kids still call it twitter πŸ˜…

02.03.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy v-day here’s how to make programmer bf fall in love ❀️πŸ₯°

14.02.2025 21:20 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I just know one of these 19 year old DOGE coders are going to get catfished into leaking government secrets by an ig profile with "northeastern '28 🌸🫢😜" in the bio

09.02.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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How senior engineers are made 🀐

08.02.2025 02:57 πŸ‘ 252 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4
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Did Deepseek really steal OpenAI’s data?

02.02.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

"Why are all of these influencers crying about the TikTok ban"

Why are people upset about .... losing their job ...? uh ...

19.01.2025 17:13 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

me as an engineer: ugh do i really have to internationalize all of these strings

me on red note: what kind of engineer didn’t internationalize any of these strings

15.01.2025 03:49 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Zuckerberg says Meta will lay off more β€˜low-performers’ Meta’s CEO tells employees he’s β€œraising the bar” ahead of β€œan intense year.”

Here at Meta we don’t just want to lay you off, we want to ruin your professional reputation too! πŸ™πŸ™Œ

www.theverge.com/2025/1/14/24...

15.01.2025 03:35 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite part of Zuckerberg's Joe Rogan interview is when he suggests there is not enough masculine energy at his company, where two out of every three employees is a man.

12.01.2025 17:34 πŸ‘ 50621 πŸ” 6651 πŸ’¬ 3170 πŸ“Œ 722
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How does Zuckerberg want us to make tech companies *more* masculine? Put navy sheets on all the furniture ???????

13.01.2025 00:44 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
Zuck says Meta will have AIs replace mid-level engineers this year

Context:
www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/co...

12.01.2025 03:03 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Weren’t we just talking about AI replacing Jr engineers? 😭

I feel like AI is getting promoted faster than I am at this point πŸ₯΄

12.01.2025 03:03 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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Linked lists aren’t real.

10.01.2025 01:18 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4
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Delete your unit tests. Break free.

08.01.2025 03:08 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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Why is the website down? Why would it be up…?

07.01.2025 04:24 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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YouTube channel is restored! I missed these comments 🫢

07.01.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also the irony of getting banned 2 weeks after receiving the silver play button is not lost on me if anyone was worried 🫑

06.01.2025 04:19 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey folks, yes my YouTube got banned, no I don’t know what happened. πŸ₯²

Hopefully this is just a mistake we can get fixed ASAP but all my short form content is on Tiktok/Insta in the meantime. 🫢

06.01.2025 04:17 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

It got banned πŸ₯΄

06.01.2025 04:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you don’t get it, it simply means you aren’t a premiere LinkedIn stalker 🫑

06.01.2025 01:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

girl math: venmo money = free
boy math: 5’10” = 6’
linkedin math: 2025 - 2018 + 22  = 29

05.01.2025 21:52 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I knew 😭😭

05.01.2025 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oo that’s a fun idea and thank you!

05.01.2025 04:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(from: alberta.nyc/collections/...)

05.01.2025 04:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The progression of my attempts to make the perfect 8 bit mug (left to right) honestly I love sad floppy disk dude

05.01.2025 04:06 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Would love to know as well πŸ₯²

05.01.2025 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It got banned 😭😭 Working to get it back though! πŸ™

04.01.2025 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0