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Matt Herdman

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Lefty, Urbanism, Amateur Pastry Chef πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ“ Washington, DC

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I was using ChatGPT for legal advice and it decided to completely hallucinate some preposterous nonsense about how selling futures for onions is illegal

07.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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running outside shirtless season is back baby

07.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Justice Department publishes documents with sexual assault allegations against Trump The department shared FBI documents outlining allegations involving Trump.

Trump’s DOJ illegally withheld these files until they got caught, which is impeachable imho
www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

06.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

amnesty for @smcfeely.bsky.social

06.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jake these names are so chaotic

06.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

America was on a five year streak of monthly job gains (the last month of losses was December 2020 β€” during Trump’s first term)

06.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm learning new things every day!

06.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

do ads for that fake game show up other apps? or is it just in grindr?

06.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

G-2 supremacy!

05.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When someone says β€žScientists do not want you to knowβ€œ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

03.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 9468 πŸ” 4116 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 164

in fairness, every Canadian I’ve ever met has been so friendly (even on recent post-tariff visits!)

05.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He would be Nathan Fielder levels of in tgirl DMs

05.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I found the same thing. A daily checkin shows me that there’s huge variation between days and therefore any swing of <10lbs is probably just random noise.

05.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Brian Stack’s TikTok is crazy. What is this. It’s not even a video or a carousel of photos. Just one photo with insanely ominous backing music.

04.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh those are coconut blondies

04.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Like is this about him cheating on his wife with a woman or cheating on his wife with a man?

04.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did we ever get clarity on whether Paxton’s divorce on β€œbiblical grounds” was because of an affair with a woman, or because of an affair with a man?

Inquiring minds want to know

04.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A couple times a year I guest lecture at the local university and the professor encourages the students to follow me on twitter for Good Takes and I have a quick panic attack worrying if I’ve tweeted anything insane recently (hi students!)

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Wikipedia editors fighting between β€œis” and β€œwas” have settled on β€œcould be”

03.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feta! Roasted chunks

03.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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dinner

03.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

okay but the homophobia in the sopranos -- while not good -- is kinda funny sometimes. what do you mean they call gay men fennel like the herb?

02.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My β€œwe’re not veering into a new, endless war” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

02.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is my America.

I want to be able to get pretty much any ethnic food you can imagine served as finger food with injera

02.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh that's reassuring. I was worried we were veering into a new, endless war

02.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The podcast nuns are board gamers and they love Wingspan

02.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The media creates an explicit incentive: good coverage for starting wars, terrible coverage for ending wars.

02.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 26282 πŸ” 8893 πŸ’¬ 289 πŸ“Œ 334

Which brave composer will make an opera out of Challengers?

02.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0