Mike

Speaking my truth

I am so attracted to Darlene Mitchell

The price of gas and food is going up. But don’t worry cause we’re also spending $1-2 billion a day on a war nobody asked for. Also we’re losing jobs at a record pace compared to the 2008 recession. And Americans are being shot in the street by masked neo-nazis, but a pedophile told them it’s okay.

Was especially pleased with my Train Dreams review

Tragedy Girls!!!!!

all that work done to be FIRED

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

David Ellison Unveils Sweeping Vision for Warner Bros: “This Is About Reinventing the Business” HBO Max and Paramount+ will be merged when the deal closes, the mogul told Wall Street early Monday morning.

yes, nothing says "innovation reinvention" like a nepobaby trust fund brat with no meaningful experience being gifted a massive hollywood empire by his technofascist dad, who leveraged his corrupt influence over the country's pudding-headed autocrats to box out competitors (?)

Gay man holding a new copy of Body of Evidence starring Madonna

Adding to my “Not a great movie but Madonna” collection, this gorgeous new Vinegar Syndrome Body of Evidence release

She did most of the kills in five and killed Dewey so she’s a top 5 ghostface for me

ACAB especially the dork police

I’m just glad Chad and Mindy were there to round them all up at a local bar and get them killed!

Also Sidney’s “What do you know about AI?” keeps crashing into my brain

I keep saying “he worked for google” around the house

spent 10 minutes on that one liner 💔

One of my faves and she should have been in the top this week

Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar. We should’ve had a franchise.

This was my response when my agents asked if I wanted to pitch on this reboot back in November. I really hope more creatives do the same so that the likes of Max Landis are all they can hire. I may not make an honest buck but I’m a hundred per cent American and I don’t work for no two-bit Nazi.

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

get the cameras up, I wanna see Mary drag her for this

me

Jeez

that can’t be right

now now

ok thanks

honestly this is kinda great

We literally know now that anti-trans legislation was pushed by a pedophile ring to allow a pedophile ring to serve a pedophile ring’s interests, and legislators have decided the best course of action is to keep doing what the pedophile ring wants.

Agreed and she looks PHENOMENAL

Imagine waking up and your government ID has been declared invalid. It’s now illegal for you to drive, or do anything else that requires government ID. You had no warning. You can be arrested if found driving.

That’s life for trans people in Kansas now.