maffe

thanks for saying :) - hope it works out x

butting in a bit - what did you take it with?

phone photos never come out well as prints there’s not enough pixels

you might be able to change your camera settings to make them look better in print if that’s the case :)

ah it all turned out nice in the end

MRS PATMORE’S A VIRGIN!

LADY MARY!

stunning snap m8

The State of the Art by Iain M Banks - BBC Sounds A spaceship arrives on Earth and finds a planet obsessed with alien concepts like 'money'.

My BBC Radio 4 adaptation of Iain M. Banks' The State of the Art can now be found and played here: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

2Down 2Ton

Im going to watch Downton Abbey The Final Chapter because

Yeah, it's bad taste. No, I'm not bothered.

what a Saturday

786 Range Present By Bismillah Biryani. Shuttered biryani takeaway on the Stockport Road, but you can eat in and it’s very friendly.

Walked past the place that gave me a free biryani when I was wet. The best biryani in the world. I’m drumming up business.

m8 you’ve been radicalised aswell

Prompt: please draw the best mouse Output: an adorably naff mouse

Prompt: ai please draw a sneaky whale Output: a small whale and the words "you can barely see him"

Prompt: show me the best cat Output: dog in a cat mask. The words "not dog"

I want to be friends with every single person on youraislopbores.me

at the gym in my specs like a shoe zone superman

hmm

A fighting fantasy style death page incorporating features from the lyrics of Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer

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You take the trail marked on your father’s map. The firefly dance intensifies. They appear to be coming from an old treehouse. As you twitch in the barley, lungs filling with insects you can’t help but notice how pretty the moon seems tonight

Obligatory #caturday post, etc...

this ruddy spring

fresh cheeked chill

Is quite delicious

nah you’re alright ta

a lovely tequila after the gym

MAFFE CAN HAS A TREAT

ee it’s right ethereal out there today

o kemi you daft bint

you will love it

so much

just fuck off m8

ee it’s right ethereal out there today

Happy birthday to Betty Boo. Here's a reminder of the time she rapped with Public Enemy in the McDonalds at Shepherd's Bush back in 1987 (look out for the unimpressed manager!)

It’s alright I don’t mind if you’re a bit dirty

me to my blender

come with a whoop and come with a call

come with a good will