MIAMI OHIO AHHHHHHHHHHH
not unless he's appointed ayatollah of iran
nah but all the momentum is trending in that direction, they're treating him like he's john wooden when he's never made the round of 32 π
apparently it is a "coup" and a crime against humanity to fire a college basketball coach with a 30-41 conference record and getting progressively worse in the last 4 seasons lmao
the mark schmidt saga shows the irritating side of st. bonaventure fans... small-minded, fearful and ok with mediocrity
if you willingly watch comics unleashed with byron allen, you should be beaten with hammers
Andy King from one of the Fyre Fest documentaries (idc which one): "and I got to his office, fully prepared to suck his dick."
corey lewandowski meeting markwayne mullin on march 31st
Sure, we shouldn't put them in this situation....but Luis Suarez does have the opportunity to do one of the funniest things imaginable tomorrow
maybe if they turn the lights off in the arena at the end of the game...
peter griffin whatsapp meme: "i will die for my country miami ohio"
30-0, LETS GO REDHAWKS NATION
When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. Itβs time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.
maga are cattle btw. totally owned by parasitic capital. they said they were voting for trump for no new wars, releasing the epstein files, & getting prices down. not one of those things happened & they still love him. barely sentient peasant brained losers.
cartoon from The Onion about Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson
agree to disagree
they're gonna work together to bring back smiling friends
eh we'll see about the other stuff, not gonna be charlie brown kicking a football here again...
smiling friends ending just sucks so hard but i'd rather they leave at the peak than become a zombie like 2026 rick and morty
guy with a big chin hand on shoulders meme but the guy is frowning
oh... the bad thing??? well... variety.com/2026/tv/news...
uconn won by 32 and this girl is VERY nice and i will not explain further
smiling friends is ending it all? i guess i am too
we at the
hotel
motel
holiday inn
I do not wish to get that particular update through any tech. I want to get it from a crowd suddenly pouring into the street to rejoice.
The trajectory of the menβs hockey team over a blistering 12 hours
comrade wemby will own everything that the sun touches by 2040
i think itβs worth him exploring once france beats the us basketball team for gold in 2028
imagine how big his cross-country skis would be, theyβd be the length on a truck
victor wembanyama has four years to learn how to luge and become the funniest winter olympian ever
We beat Canada at their national pasttime (complaining about American politics)
It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster
JACK HUGHES RE-OPENED TSA PRECHECK
FACT: the united states has never lost in a menβs hockey gold medal game with a uconn alum on the team