Dabo Girl

Not really a coincidence when they’re talking about that one thing they’re constantly talking about.

AI Jesus doesn't need hands.

that dude looks like a feral hog

I refuse to believe these are real posts anymore.

bleivergiftung?

and healthcare :(

backstabbing with my quarterstaff

You do not know this yet, but you really need to see the replies to this request.

Beep bloop beep beep

One of my favorite Baldwin quotes:

"People who treat other people as less than human must not be surprised when the bread they have cast on the waters comes floating back to them, poisoned."

James A. Baldwin

Thank you for understanding. People ate hurting.

I get what you’re trying to do, but trans people are tired. Maybe just be a little more mindful of what it’s like to be heavily stigmatized and how it would feel to see this coming from someone who is supposed to be an ally.

😬

They love rhyming.

They don’t care.

debbie does the delta quadrant

I’m so sorry.

Orange and white cat lying on a turquoise rug on a bathroom floor. He’s meowing wildly.

He guards the toilet.

It means pooping. I’m doing a dumpy right now.

Leland Palmer

Task Force Turtle!

Shut up nerd.

Coffee is woke.

I don’t wanna implode 😟

Poors don't get to vote anymore.

A man pleads "QUICK! Lin-Manuel Miranda! You need to compose the rap that will save our democracy!" Miranda shows up in a powdered wig with a mic and raps "call that procedure, the theatre to follow the leader" to the delight of the liberals surrounding him. One says "my God! he's rewritten Robert's Rules of Order as a 10 hour Hip=Hop odyssey." One point to a ground of conservatives and says "all the MAGA hillbillies are enchanted by his wordplay and dense rhyme schemes." The conservatives start crying and embracing, a man says "look! they're having tearful mea culpas about the true nature of freedom."

sometimes life is like living inside of a Ministry video but no pain meds

its so cold! ❄️🥶

I love him so much.