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Roanna "Rowan" Floyd (aka Petty Davis)

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Comedy novelist/gossip columnist for imaginary people. Was once called the Dorothy Parker of Austin, TX. They might have been drunk. She/Her but not H.E.R (sadly). Member of Armadillo Authors Society. Learn more at https://www.armadilloauthorssociety.com/

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I’d like people to notice is how the reviewer and the introduction uses a multi-century movement of peoples to support today’s anti-immigrant argument in Britain.

However you characterize movement from 200-600, it ain’t anything like anything modern. Because FOUR HUNDRED YEARS

06.03.2026 14:17 👍 84 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 2

Prodigy! Yep.

06.03.2026 14:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is so weird when younger people think that getting older means ceasing social participation

This is also why so many of you fear aging. You think that you will be forced away from life and society

06.03.2026 03:21 👍 1599 🔁 423 💬 10 📌 0

it's that recurrent moment again where awful people are replaced by different awful people and yet I'm still sort of glad to see the original awful people gone

06.03.2026 13:55 👍 603 🔁 80 💬 15 📌 0
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a man in a black jacket holds a cup of coffee and says " still got it " Alt: Handsome Black man in a black jacket holds a cup of coffee and says " still got it "

I still got it. I can pull a cashier at 7-11. #ThisIs58

06.03.2026 13:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This is what it feels like to post on BlueSky.

06.03.2026 03:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

It's always time for this anti-fascist moment from Casablanca.

06.03.2026 03:24 👍 613 🔁 123 💬 17 📌 1

While the US slides deeper into the Dark Ages, the European Medicines Agency has approved a vaccine that protects against both the flu & COVID.

05.03.2026 23:21 👍 164 🔁 73 💬 5 📌 1
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A.I. Checks in After Bombing Iran to See If You Still Think Its Bubble Is Bursting “In order to strike a blistering 1,000 targets in the first 24 hours of its attack on Iran, the U.S. military leveraged the most advanced artificia...

"Look, I understand the anxiety. I really do. It’s uncomfortable realizing that the same technology that drafts awkward emails and pretends to be your therapist also shines in the cruelty department and may one day bomb you out of existence."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-...

06.03.2026 02:15 👍 58 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 1

I also note that HMT is the ONLY major media product to take Dominionists seriously as a threat, as Christian Nationalist Terrorism, and a cadre of self-serving, selfish, manipulative, deluded buffoons.

And JFC that needs more press.

06.03.2026 01:26 👍 30 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
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Lost Recipes | Defector In 1991, Spin magazine took the Compton rap collective N.W.A out to eat for a profile at the Russian Tea Room in Manhattan. The white author presents gangsta rap as a cynical enterprise, no different ...

I wrote about old rap magazines, the fight for the future of hip hop’s past, and the impact the digital age has had on history, for @defector.com
defector.com/lost-recipes

05.03.2026 14:18 👍 226 🔁 97 💬 9 📌 20

Do y’all remember a zillion years ago, in a much happier time, when Conan O’Brien did his “hipster infestation” skit? My husband and I still quote it to each other.

06.03.2026 01:44 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

05.03.2026 21:49 👍 7817 🔁 1847 💬 90 📌 91

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

06.03.2026 01:46 👍 67 🔁 20 💬 4 📌 0

I been saying them shits was nuggets!

05.03.2026 22:42 👍 44 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 1

You know what will make your day? Getting a note out of the blue from a stranger who just wanted to say they're reading and enjoying your book.

06.03.2026 01:13 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

22 episode seasons too 😭

06.03.2026 00:49 👍 680 🔁 84 💬 14 📌 4
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Meta Lied About Its Smart Glasses Protecting User Privacy, New Class Action Lawsuit Claims Meta has been hit with a class action lawsuit, accusing it of lying about prioritizing privacy with its smart glasses.

These are serious allegations.

06.03.2026 01:14 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 5

So much of my college days are colored with this band in the backdrop. Irish punk and Appalachian folk have a lot in common with being pissed off at those who keep applying the boot to the neck.

06.03.2026 01:08 👍 38 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0
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‘Nazi heaven’: Inside Miami campus Republicans’ racist group chat The chat is the subject of a Florida International University police investigation.

The secretary of Miami-Dade County’s GOP started a group chat for conservative students — and within 3 weeks, it was filled with over 400 instances of the N-word, Nazi rhetoric and writings of "dozens of ways of violently killing Black people"

05.03.2026 03:14 👍 5515 🔁 2650 💬 283 📌 579
Author Night

Mystery and Noir

Four authors read a selection of mystery, noir, and crime fiction with a New Orleans twist

Featuring readings by Tom Andes, Danny Cherry jr., Ariadne Blayde, and Jon Hebert. 

Wed March 25th 530 pm to 630pm

Nora Navra Library

1902 Saint Bernard Ave.

NOLA Public Library

Author Night Mystery and Noir Four authors read a selection of mystery, noir, and crime fiction with a New Orleans twist Featuring readings by Tom Andes, Danny Cherry jr., Ariadne Blayde, and Jon Hebert. Wed March 25th 530 pm to 630pm Nora Navra Library 1902 Saint Bernard Ave. NOLA Public Library

I'll be taking part in mystery and noir night for New Orleans Public Library on 3/25!

I'll be reading from my novel, The Pike boys, and slinging some signed copies.

I'll be alongside Tom Andes ( @tomandes.bsky.social),Ariadne Blayde, and Jon Hebert!

Location: Nora Navra branch
time: 5:30!

05.03.2026 21:22 👍 28 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1

This day has been a MONTH.

05.03.2026 23:17 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
frances peaches, painted by bertha heiges, 1903

frances peaches, painted by bertha heiges, 1903

frances peaches, painted by bertha heiges, 1903

05.03.2026 23:18 👍 48 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1
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What your Meta smart glasses record doesn’t stay on your smart glasses, ‘data labeling’ contractors say Meta contractors say they’ve been tasked with reviewing highly sensitive videos captured by the company’s smart glasses.

NEW: Contractors for Meta say they've been tasked with reviewing smart glasses footage in order to train the company's AI.

The contractors say they've seen videos showing wearers having sex, undressing & using the bathroom.

san.com/cc/what-your...

03.03.2026 22:35 👍 983 🔁 561 💬 45 📌 281

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

04.03.2026 13:28 👍 5991 🔁 1500 💬 99 📌 46

also taking a shit apparently

05.03.2026 00:44 👍 109 🔁 12 💬 7 📌 0

A man asked me last night what publishing needs to do for literary fiction to begin appealing to men again. I said, as nicely as I could, that, with over 2,000 books published every Tuesday, of which many would appeal to men, it’s not a publishing problem, it’s a men problem.

04.03.2026 16:58 👍 3508 🔁 589 💬 111 📌 107

Papa (maternal) did woodworking, made stained glass & repaired planes during WWII. Worked for his bros mostly.
Great uncle Tommy fought Rommel in the desert, only knew him as a retiree.
Grandpa (paternal) was a salesman.
Granny (paternal) picked cotton & worked in textile mills.

04.03.2026 22:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maternal gfather: NYC taxi driver, master armorer during WWII, union plumber. Artist.
Maternal gmother: Farmer, home-maker, raised 4 kids.
Paternal gfather: Army Corps of Engineers, including building roads in the South Pacific during WWII.
Paternal gmother: computer operator, home-maker, 3 kids.

04.03.2026 22:20 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 1

How to win in November

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