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Sir Almaviva

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Lover of trams, classical music, maths, tea and cats. Member of the cycling lobby. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น immigrant in ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, dual national. Refugees are welcome, racists are not. Lover of "Italian Effeminacy and Italian Nonsense" (i.e. opera, according to Jonathan Swift)

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"Going on a diet can be eating more, but not as much as I could have" I tell myself, having found a loophole

09.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, I can't really speak because I am one of those Italians who don't drink coffee ๐Ÿ˜ฌ yes, we do exist!

09.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ideale by  PaoloTosti sung by young Giuseppe Di Stefano
Ideale by PaoloTosti sung by young Giuseppe Di Stefano YouTube video by andigrim

Choosing 10 recordings to take on a desert island is an impossible endeavour, but this one would be very hard to leave out.

09.03.2026 19:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read the whole article, and it's as vacuous and pretentious as the headline suggests.

archive.ph/5iS6s#select...

09.03.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sign at a restaurant in Huddersfield saying "Pitta is my favourite bread - it's second to naan"

A sign at a restaurant in Huddersfield saying "Pitta is my favourite bread - it's second to naan"

A shop in Lymm called "Beauty UnLymmited"

A shop in Lymm called "Beauty UnLymmited"

The Brits do love a pun.

09.03.2026 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A classic.

09.03.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Why don't cyclists use the cycle lane?" complain the people who park their car on the cycle lane.

09.03.2026 07:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a load of nonsense.

08.03.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A warm light shines in a lantern in a niche on a wall.

A warm light shines in a lantern in a niche on a wall.

A human head sculpture at the top of an arch, with a big beard and a crown.

A human head sculpture at the top of an arch, with a big beard and a crown.

Some red primroses.

Some red primroses.

A beautiful stained-glass window with depictions of saints and other decorations.

A beautiful stained-glass window with depictions of saints and other decorations.

Some cool details

07.03.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A scene in a village. A Tudor-style building and some brick houses are on the side of a pond, in the background. On the right of the pond we see a little waterfall. In the foreground some flowers are displayed in a long rectangular vase hung to a metal fence around the pond.

A scene in a village. A Tudor-style building and some brick houses are on the side of a pond, in the background. On the right of the pond we see a little waterfall. In the foreground some flowers are displayed in a long rectangular vase hung to a metal fence around the pond.

A photo depicting a calm rural scene. On the left we see a small church (Holy Trinity Church, Little Bollington) and on the right some graves among the grass, with many daffodils growing among the graves.

A photo depicting a calm rural scene. On the left we see a small church (Holy Trinity Church, Little Bollington) and on the right some graves among the grass, with many daffodils growing among the graves.

A sizeable body of water with trees all around it whose image is reflected in the water. The sky is overcast.

A sizeable body of water with trees all around it whose image is reflected in the water. The sky is overcast.

A church (St Mary's Church, Lymm) with a tower and clock, with a path leading up to it. On either side of the path are some graves among the grass. We can see some daffodils among the graves.

A church (St Mary's Church, Lymm) with a tower and clock, with a path leading up to it. On either side of the path are some graves among the grass. We can see some daffodils among the graves.

Some photos in and around Lymm, Cheshire

07.03.2026 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of three daffodils. One of them is in the foreground and the other two slightly behind and a bit out of focus.

A photo of three daffodils. One of them is in the foreground and the other two slightly behind and a bit out of focus.

"I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils..."

07.03.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The origin of every English city's name
The origin of every English city's name YouTube video by RobWords
06.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
L'internationale
L'internationale YouTube video by Marc Ogeret - Topic

From: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaUA...

06.03.2026 07:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' . Alt: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .

"Limitata"?

06.03.2026 07:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking of these verses:

"Les rois nous saoulaient de fumรฉes.
Paix entre nous, guerre aux tyrans!
Appliquons la grรจve aux armรฉes,
Crosse en lโ€™air et rompons les rangs!
Sโ€™ils sโ€™obstinent, ces cannibales,
A faire de nous des hรฉros,
Ils sauront bientรดt que nos balles
Sont pour nos propres gรฉnรฉraux."

06.03.2026 07:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In linea con l'operazione militare speciale del loro amico.

06.03.2026 07:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 07:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, but I'm going to see the same Peter Grimes next week in Salford.

05.03.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Under the current rules my wife would be able to apply for ILR at the end of next year, and citizenship shortly after that, so 2028. With Badenoch's proposals that would move to 2048. Labour would also make it harder, so that would have a similar (though possibly smaller) effect. Mad stuff.

05.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Fly them to the moon..." ๐ŸŽถ to paraphrase a famous son of immigrants

05.03.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indeed. So if you came to the UK as a 25-year old, you would presumably (if you stuck around) get ILR when you were 30, and then get citizenship when you were 45. In all this while youโ€™re a total foreigner in the land you work in, your kids pay 3X the cost that others do for college, youโ€ฆ

05.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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At least this clarifies matters -if the government pursue Mahmood's proposals on "earned settlement"/ILR they will be explicitly allying themselves with Lam and Jenrick's ethnonationalist agenda.

05.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 146 ๐Ÿ” 58 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Exactly.

05.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Badenoch is proposing:

1) 10 years to get ILR
2) 15 more years to apply for citizenship

This means you'd only be able to apply for British citizenship 25 years (!) after coming here, at the very least. It's an utterly absurd position.

05.03.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Badenoch here is saying you should only be able to apply for citizenship after having ILR for 15 years, do I get it right? It's an insane position.

05.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

My grandfather-in-law fled Nazi Germany with his parents in 1938 and settled in the US. He refused to set foot back in Germany for over 60 years, despite all the changes made in the interim. It didnโ€™t matter that Germany became โ€œsafe.โ€ He wanted nothing to do with the place.

05.03.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 61 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’š

05.03.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like it here, by and large people are nice

honestly

05.03.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never written to my MP before, but I'm quite tempted to write to my (Labour) MP to let her know my opinion about the proposed changes to settlement. Currently the main threat to my family's happiness, stability and prosperity in this country comes from the Labour government.

05.03.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A thing that really irks me is how many in the UK (including the Home Secretary) treat "British" and "immigrant" as two separate groups. Some of us are both! Some immigrants are spouses/parents of British citizens. Labour's policies are going to hurt a lot of British citizens too.

05.03.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0