RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole
RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-urges-americans-to-grow-lots-of-pubes-to-keep-bugs-from-crawling-in-cockhole/
Roland Idowu celebrates goal against Kilmarnock.
Roland Idowu celebrates goal against Kilmarnock.
Roland Idowu celebrates goal against Ross County.
St Mirren Football Club is delighted to announce that Roland Idowu will join the club on a permanent basis on Sunday 15th June following the expiry of his loan agreement.
stmirren.com/all-news/5865-roland-idowu-to-join-st-mirren-on-permanent-basis
Ya Beauty!!! Ayunga!!!
Elaine and I have the same daily. But he is only 11.
Going to be hard for him to have a fair trial, though. The jury is meant to be comprised of your peers, and how many Dickensian street urchins on smack who have swallowed a thesaurus are there in the U.K.? Vanishingly few.
A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.
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St Mirren 2-0 Hibernian
Goals from Alan Logan & Lex Richardson
This left Saints level on points with third placed Morton and a point behind eventual champions Aberdeen
George Best played alongside ex Saints Bobby Torrance & Ally McLeod in attack for Hibs
Oh man - jealous! Enjoy!
@huwstephensdj.bsky.social you missed a trick. Could have played the Billy Connolly version 😜
Reality check.
Thank you, Financial Times.
First stereo record my dad ever heard. Superb.
Absolutely
Get a pet, it will enrich your life, they said
My dog at 4:30 AM, 6:00 AM and 6:30 AM: Yo, wake up, it's enrichment time!
In January 1986, BBC1's Jackanory, for years stuffy and staid, briefly felt like the coolest thing ever when Rik Mayall performed (it's much more than a reading) Roald Dahl's GEORGE'S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE! For me and my mates, this was Event Television, constantly quoted for weeks on end.
Tesla earned $2.3 billion in the United States in 2024.
You'd think it paid a lot in taxes, right?
Well it paid precisely $0 in federal income taxes last year.
You want waste and fraud? Look at what some big corporations and the rich are getting away with.
Ketamine’s a helluva drug.
To think I missed these from twatter. And you can tell you are doing well. Citeh and decent flights? Suppose easier to get to than Gatwick.
Stansted for me...
4:30am starts blow goats. @wtc1981.bsky.social stuff yer #planewatch.
Exactly. It's not about improving clinical outcomes - it is 100% about realising long term benefits down the line with standards of care that meet clinical guidelines for *all* with T1.
Did a thing. Again.
Painted as Lothian issue but is Scotland wide. With NHS England about to announce a four-fold increase in funding their roll-out, Scotland needs to follow suit. #DiabetesTechCantWait
www.scotsman.com/news/politic...
I once met Ronnie Corbett and couldn't get over how small he was in real life. When I told him this, he told me to fuck off. I was gutted at the time but with hindsight it was a reasonable response from the little fella.
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It's after 11 so most of the pubs here are open.
Brexit was a con.
Sold on a pack of lies by fantasists, ladybird libertarians, chancers, xenophobes and spivs.
On this day of all days we should take a moment to remind everyone of that.
A bit of a no-brainer here - and could (if done right) potentially be extended from Porty to Leith on *existing* infra with minimal disruption. There's a whole train line that could in theory be linked to main trams just off Ocean Drive. A thought.
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Vince's wife is...
