Allie Brosh

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Very much! Not even necessary to attribute if you're just using it as a banner for a personal profile, though I appreciate the consideration!

Lol.. hi Scott! I'm not trying to prevent it from being found, just not actively sharing it.

Yep! That's me! I also can count, throw a ball, and press buttons. All kinds of buttons. And levers!

Sure. What you got?

Perfect. They're perfect. You've done a tremendous job, Martha!

😮 You should ask her to let you name one. I mean, she'll still have nine...

Here's a picture if it helps:

Hmmm... scar on left thumb, right thumb is fine, but all four fingers are crooked on that hand (can't straighten them). Scar on right pinky. Right middle finger is the finger I control the pen with (I have freakishly long middle fingers, so pen grip is weird). This is fun!

Okay, Martha. You get to name all ten of my fingers. And, if pressed, I must publicly acknowledge their names. Go.

I'm just not going to tell anyone that this is here. If you find it, good job!