Why does this feel like the last episode??? Does Dr. Emily Zarka know I’ll kms??? 🤨 youtu.be/vUwRaWLEZnk?...
05.09.2025 01:25
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Why does this feel like the last episode??? Does Dr. Emily Zarka know I’ll kms??? 🤨 youtu.be/vUwRaWLEZnk?...
FAWK FINALLY
Been trying to put these earrings in for over an hour
Finna play the sims 🙄
My dad is gonna make a fruit salad so I gotta be nice to him 🙄
When you’re so tired and so ADHD that you forget to jerk off
WHERE DID THIS NIGGA PARK ON MARS???
The way these have no flavor I was kinda pissed cmon Mr O’Neal!!!
Ayyye just did something risky! 😋
Literally just remembered who I was and the game changed ijbol
God I want him to choke me so fucking bad bro…
@jockjamz.bsky.social ever since you tweeted this my stomach be hurting whenever i see this 😭😭
I can’t say shit on twitter like “giving the bottom head >>>>>>” freely like I can on here! ☹️
And it’s such a shame because I genuinely like my mutuals on there, although I like how lowkey it is over here
Truly like so draining
Remembered how much I hated twitter guys
Standing in the town square and screaming that I’m going non-verbal for the next hour and a half
How do I tell him I want him to step on my face while we both jerk off???
Sometimes I’m gagged he actually wants to fw me like damn I’m actually cool as fuck and not off putting!?? (I knew that idk if everyone else did!)
Idgaf if people THINK I’m crazy I just don’t wanna be held against my will
Not being able to tell people about how a tarot reading you did for yourself a couple days ago is coming to pass and it’s also aligned with your horoscope you read on multiple platforms every day because people will genuinely think you’re crazy…
I love this photo of me
Cyborg from teen titans >>>>>>
Oh, is the concept of a cyborg in its like original mid century sci-fi context like a ship of Theseus thing about “when do you stop being human?”Because I really don’t give a fuck…sorry Issac Asimov
Okay so what’s actually up with the substrate that’s usually at the bottom of a fucking Yoo-hoo?..I’m frightened.
Me listening to boyfriend asmr videos on YouTube: “yo can this guy shut the FUCK up!?”
HITTITE JUMP-SCARE BITCH
I’m sending death threats in cuneiform
