Erin Whitehead

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Do insects sleep on their backs? Or is hustle culture so rampant in the bug world that they only lie down on their little backs to die?

A new KEVIN!!!! Thank you, Kevin! We love you.

All new COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. Lamar Woods & Ronnie Adrian!!!

Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) The healing power of song, spiritual journeys, hoopin’ & poopin’ & more!

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That’s very sweet. My raisin face smiled.

I do want to get work done (yes I manage to be vain even in the darkest of times - it’s called multitasking) but I also suspect that filler might make me look exactly like Kristi Noem. Like if you extracted her filler would you reveal my raisin head? I can give myself nightmares just by thinking.

Does the weather count as temperate when there is a leaf blower somewhere within 50 feet of you at every hour of the day?

“You can’t get there from here.” My self back to myself when I suggest taking a shower.

Hahah thank you

We have to stop anthropomorphizing billionaires.

I love you even though you post your workouts. I do. But it’s emotional labor and you don’t see me posting that, do you? I mean until this tweet obviously.

We need creatives with enough wealth and willingness to give it up to put their money behind creating new studios, new ways to make and put out movies. The far right owning Hollywood makes me want to cry.

I doubt this plan is solid but I can dream. Wait, can I? Did they also purchase dreaming?

What would happen if Garbage Pail Kids grew up? See: current Republican Party

All new COLLEGE TOWN feat. @charliemccrackin.bsky.social & Fiona Landers!

Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Grinding stumps and leaving wives plus! Jan uses a new body part!

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Ok but I would NEVER with these little chemical rags

Nooooooooo. I literally joined a book club to force my brain to remember how to read for fun 😅

But also let’s go back to the 70’s. At least for a 2 week vacation.

Imagine going about your day while waiting for a repairman instead of walking to the window and peering out every 3 minutes as you whisper practice the most succinct way to explain the problem. I cannot even.

I need characters!

Last night a friend sent me an 11 minute voice note as she was taking a rainy walk in her small town and oh I will dine out on the peace of listening to that for, well, at least today until the anxiety beetles resume eating my insides.

God I hope so too. I would love to do a live show that was just What’s That Letter!

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @pftompkins.bsky.social & @keikoagena.bsky.social!

Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Cheese plans! Lap toast! Phone friends & MORE!

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Hahahahah

Truly what was she going for there? Listen I of all people don’t know.

So many people speak Jan. What a lovely thing!

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @pftompkins.bsky.social & @keikoagena.bsky.social!

Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Cheese plans! Lap toast! Phone friends & MORE!

Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social

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Thank you for finding joy in Jan’s brain fog! The show would not go on if we didn’t 😅

I think I have rainxiety.

I want a zoo but it’s all MAGA and billionaires. It’s open 24/7. No privacy for the rest of their lives as we walk by with cokes and hot dogs and tell our kids these foul fleshy creatures in cages actually used to have power. And the kids laugh up at us like, “No way!”