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Nigel Farage breaks with his Welsh leader over insurance system for the NHS Reform UK’s Welsh leader Dan Thomas told POLITICO he would rule out moving to an insurance-based system after Nigel Farage said it would be a “national decision ahead of a general elect…

What a spectacle of incoherence.

Reform’s Welsh leader promises not to go down the NHS/insurance route…while Farage keeps that option open for the rest of us. Probably because he’s already committed to selling us out.

Corruption and betrayal nailed on with this lot.
www.politico.eu/article/uk-n...

12.03.2026 18:06 👍 490 🔁 206 💬 30 📌 6
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‘The UK’s right wing is suddenly silent about supporting war in Iran’ | The News Agents Kemi Badenoch, Nigel Farage and even Tony Blair – has Keir Starmer proven his critics wrong in refusing to join America’s assault on Iran?

"If Tony Blair, Nigel Farage, and Kemi Badenoch are telling you to go to war – it's pretty damn obvious you should not go to war."

The UK's right-wing were calling for Keir Starmer to offer full support to the Iran war – but now they've changed tune

www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/the-...

12.03.2026 07:01 👍 401 🔁 120 💬 16 📌 4

Complaining about & blaming Keir Starmer for a long-scheduled, still uncertain, six month distant increase in fuel prices literally *hours* after calling for more war in the Middle East is quite the flex. These are not serious people.

12.03.2026 09:21 👍 2706 🔁 513 💬 103 📌 10

Telling how confident Starmer now feels in owning his Iran decision. His best outing against Badenoch at PMQs in months. KB not alone in shifting her position. Many of those in the press and politics demanding war and condemning Starmer loudest have been far quieter since the inevitable chaos began.

11.03.2026 12:15 👍 1244 🔁 250 💬 58 📌 8
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Perfect summary of Reform's hypocrisy.

We need a lot more accountability like this.

10.03.2026 09:31 👍 64 🔁 32 💬 4 📌 0

It really is something to see politicians, commentators and media outlets whose whole identity is based on being so-called ‘patriots’ frothing with excitement as they line up to back a deranged megalomaniac who consistently attempts to belittle and bully the country they claim to love

08.03.2026 07:09 👍 845 🔁 226 💬 27 📌 5
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How BAFTA’s N-word controversy has led to a campaign of bullying | The News Agents John Davidson’s N-word outburst at the BAFTAs left many in shock, but has an ugly debate led to bullying, when there should have been understanding and compassion?

"It shows the vapid insincerity and shallowness of Hollywood. They will stand and cheer a film about Tourette's, but don't want to be around a bloke who has it."

Has debate about John Davidson's N-word use at the BAFTA turned into a bullying campaign?

www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/how-...

07.03.2026 08:00 👍 138 🔁 25 💬 8 📌 0
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Plumber wins by-election for Greens

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

05.03.2026 08:48 👍 1564 🔁 279 💬 45 📌 27
Dear Shabana,
I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank.
You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to
make a perilous crossing on small boats.”
I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton
and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government
who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division.
When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there
to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done
in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the
flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney.
As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking
points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I
filled water tanks and picked up litter.
What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop
the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country.
Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it.
It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping
migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and
croissants to refugees and food parcels.
When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She
said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for
refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers
whilst risking death on the seas.”
She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on
the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …

Dear Shabana, I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank. You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to make a perilous crossing on small boats.” I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division. When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney. As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I filled water tanks and picked up litter. What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country. Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it. It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and croissants to refugees and food parcels. When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers whilst risking death on the seas.” She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …

Dear Shabana,

Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

05.03.2026 16:59 👍 4919 🔁 1803 💬 249 📌 345
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Mahmood’s move to make asylum temporary ‘may undermine refugee convention’ Law Society says home secretary’s review of refugee status after 30 months is in tension with UK’s legal obligations

Shabana Mahmood’s decision to tell every person applying for asylum from Monday that their status is temporary could undermine the refugee convention, the Law Society has said

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

02.03.2026 20:57 👍 264 🔁 73 💬 27 📌 9
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Ed Davey, "We rightly expect our armed forces to protect British citizens around the world in crisis like this"

"But that includes tax exiles like Isabel Oakeshott who mock ordinary people who stay in the UK and pay our taxes here"

02.03.2026 17:33 👍 1109 🔁 289 💬 51 📌 26

That’s a £30 billion black hole in our economy, according to the IFS. And a ‘car crash’ for our care industry & the NHS. Just for starters. On the plus side, Bromsgrove currently has hundreds of union flags flying from lampposts.

01.03.2026 16:50 👍 1015 🔁 286 💬 71 📌 5
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So presumably this Daily Mail campaign against "foreign-born" voters will quickly be applied to their foreign-born star columnist, Boris Johnson, and their own France-based for tax purposes non-dom owner?

01.03.2026 09:00 👍 2272 🔁 674 💬 124 📌 33
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Shabana Mahmood to sacrifice ‘bourgeois support’ over migrants The home secretary will copy Denmark’s Social Democrats to seize the immigration narrative from Reform UK and appeal to working-class voters

“The home secretary will warn Labour MPs that the party will lose the next election unless they speed ahead with her hardline immigration reforms”

Heaven help us

www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

28.02.2026 14:09 👍 248 🔁 54 💬 71 📌 31
Dear Lucy
On the eve of the by-election, your Labour party spokesperson has admitted to the Huffington Post that a
Labour party leaflet has been delivered through doors with your imprint recommending a vote for Labour
by a tactical voting organisation which does not exist.
This is deeply troubling, it is actually lying to voters. Did you approve this? Do you feel the Labour Party
in government should be held to different standards in terms of honesty to the British public?
In your last letter to me you mentioned your ‘very extensive data’ and ‘having spoken to over a third of
eligible voters’ which led you to an understanding that the by election ‘was a contest between labour and
Reform’. Clearly this latest development only tells voters one thing - you will employ any type of
political deception (or in Urdu “Dhoka” ) to win.
You will be very aware that all three real tactical voting organisations are recommending a vote for the
Greens as the best way to stop Reform. Lying to the voters, as you have been caught doing, raises the real
prospect that Reform will be the beneficiaries, something you have said that you don’t want.
As this is such an important issue, for the sake of your own reputation, I would strongly urge you to
apologise to the voters of Denton and Gorton before the polls open in the morning.”
Kind regards,
Zack Polanski
Leader of the Green Party of England and Wales

Dear Lucy On the eve of the by-election, your Labour party spokesperson has admitted to the Huffington Post that a Labour party leaflet has been delivered through doors with your imprint recommending a vote for Labour by a tactical voting organisation which does not exist. This is deeply troubling, it is actually lying to voters. Did you approve this? Do you feel the Labour Party in government should be held to different standards in terms of honesty to the British public? In your last letter to me you mentioned your ‘very extensive data’ and ‘having spoken to over a third of eligible voters’ which led you to an understanding that the by election ‘was a contest between labour and Reform’. Clearly this latest development only tells voters one thing - you will employ any type of political deception (or in Urdu “Dhoka” ) to win. You will be very aware that all three real tactical voting organisations are recommending a vote for the Greens as the best way to stop Reform. Lying to the voters, as you have been caught doing, raises the real prospect that Reform will be the beneficiaries, something you have said that you don’t want. As this is such an important issue, for the sake of your own reputation, I would strongly urge you to apologise to the voters of Denton and Gorton before the polls open in the morning.” Kind regards, Zack Polanski Leader of the Green Party of England and Wales

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,

Why did you invent a fake tactical voting company to stop the Green Party beating Reform?

I'm starting to think your letters haven't always been in good faith...

25.02.2026 21:15 👍 2195 🔁 843 💬 126 📌 161

Appaling. And desparate.

25.02.2026 23:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've just told my publishers to remove the Daily Mail quote they were going to put on the cover of the paperback of my latest novel. I don't care if the Daily Mail gave it a good review. The name of that shitrag is not going on the cover of my book.

20.02.2026 09:58 👍 1294 🔁 139 💬 42 📌 10
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Very pleased to announce that from today we have extended our DAB coverage to cover Harlow, Epping and west Hertfordshire - our terrestrial DAB/FM signals now covering over 3.5m people!

17.02.2026 14:30 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2

“I’ve said it time & time again - we need to leave the ECHR” says Reform candidate Matt Goodwin

The ECHR protects us all. The rights within it – firmly implanted into UK law by the Human Rights Act – are the reason why families devastated by disasters like Hillsborough could demand justice

16.02.2026 08:25 👍 885 🔁 311 💬 40 📌 10

The UK was declared measles free in 2017.

Vaccine programs completely eliminated it.

Since then, pro sickness conspiracy theorists and anti science idiots have enabled its return.

15.02.2026 22:19 👍 2024 🔁 747 💬 72 📌 35
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14.02.2026 07:00 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“I’ve said it time & time again - we need to leave the ECHR” says Reforms candidate Matt Goodwin

The ECHR protects us all. The rights within it – firmly implanted into UK law by the Human Rights Act – are the reason why families devastated by disasters like Hillsborough could demand justice

12.02.2026 18:17 👍 189 🔁 62 💬 7 📌 4

This brave woman speaks for millions of British people.

Meanwhile these thugs behave in an entirely menacing manner and nothing is done.

12.02.2026 22:44 👍 1629 🔁 453 💬 60 📌 16
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Ash Sarkar, "Jim Ratcliffe is a stinking hypocrite"

"He became a tax resident of Monaco to save £4 billion that could have gone towards British schools, the British NHS, towards British defence, instead he decided he wanted that money for his own pocket"

12.02.2026 00:59 👍 878 🔁 284 💬 31 📌 14

Chuffed to be the most popular leader with young people!

Thanks, guys! 💚

www.itv.com/news/2026-02...

12.02.2026 07:41 👍 1181 🔁 155 💬 70 📌 18
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It is so embarrassing that it has taken nearly a decade for a British minister to say this, a statement of the absolute bloody obvious

11.02.2026 07:40 👍 4979 🔁 1289 💬 169 📌 64
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This is absolutely hilarious from #PMQs today.

Ayoub Khan MP says rubbish is "building right beneath my very nose" as he looks down at the Reform MPs sitting below him

"It's becoming a serious problem in Birmingham"

11.02.2026 15:04 👍 792 🔁 166 💬 40 📌 25
Statement:


As you know, from my media contributions, I've never been one to shy
away from a free and fair debate,


However, I have serious concerns about the impartiality of the hustings
that have been organised for tonight.


Previous statements by the organising group give the clear impression
that a fair and level platform will not be provided for all candidates, so on
that basis I will not be attending.


I look forward to future opportunities to discuss the issues that matter
most to those in the local area and answer questions from local
residents in a genuinely neutral setting - including at the forthcoming
Manchester Evening News hustings and the BBC's by-election debate on
Monday.


I cannot wait for these debates.


Tonight, I shall be canvassing local people as I have been doing three
times a day every day since this campaign began.


I am very much looking forward to the forthcoming debates!


Vote Reform, Get Starmer Out.


Matt


4:53 PM . Feb 10, 2026 . 10.9K Views

Statement: As you know, from my media contributions, I've never been one to shy away from a free and fair debate, However, I have serious concerns about the impartiality of the hustings that have been organised for tonight. Previous statements by the organising group give the clear impression that a fair and level platform will not be provided for all candidates, so on that basis I will not be attending. I look forward to future opportunities to discuss the issues that matter most to those in the local area and answer questions from local residents in a genuinely neutral setting - including at the forthcoming Manchester Evening News hustings and the BBC's by-election debate on Monday. I cannot wait for these debates. Tonight, I shall be canvassing local people as I have been doing three times a day every day since this campaign began. I am very much looking forward to the forthcoming debates! Vote Reform, Get Starmer Out. Matt 4:53 PM . Feb 10, 2026 . 10.9K Views

Everyone apart from reform

Everyone apart from reform

Reform by-election candidate Matt Goodwin, who has spent years talking about free speech and all that crap chickened out of a hustings today.

As you can see - ALL the other candidates turned up

11.02.2026 00:02 👍 502 🔁 179 💬 33 📌 21
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Given Wes Streeting's links with Mandelson and Palantir, both stronger than Starmer's, the question MPs ought really to be asking themselves is, if we replace Starmer with Streeting are we hopping out of the frying pan and into the fire?

10.02.2026 18:09 👍 602 🔁 206 💬 36 📌 13