Old Rivers Grow Wilder Every Day

Wait until they hear about 1970s’ teachers and blackboard dusters!

I’ve had enough of Tom Cruise movies too TBH.

Bad day for Starmer over Mandelson files?

Let’s resurrect the boobgate tosh.

Just become a theatre or music critic.

Remember, those who can, do.
Those who can’t, teach.
Those who don’t have a clue and hate life, “review”.

It’s a banger of a tune. 👏

Isn’t that how he started? I thought he worked on Spitting Image?

Well c’mon all of you big strong men, Uncle Sam needs your help again…

#RIPCountryJoe

Haha funnily enough I understood that! (Without the translate feature, but thanks anyway 😜🤣)

I actually have that phrase pinned on my wall! 🤦

I can get as far as ta bron orm…

All right then…

#irewal

Dear Shabana, I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank. You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to make a perilous crossing on small boats.” I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division. When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney. As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I filled water tanks and picked up litter. What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country. Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it. It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and croissants to refugees and food parcels. When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers whilst risking death on the seas.” She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …

Dear Shabana,

Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

I’ll have a stab… is as Corcaigh me?

Best #dadjoke of the year so far…

Except that is not whataboutism, it’s hypocrisy.

The big problem is that the Iranian spokesperson has a valid point. If the Islamic Revolutionary Guard are deemed terrorists, why not the IDF?

Played into their hands there.

This is hilarious!! 🤣 🤣

But they will have the tools to prosecute. At the moment the GS hands are tied.

Thank you.

What a shame though that it took the death of a beautiful young girl to get us there.

No consolation to her family and friends at the moment I’m sure but at least a legacy of which they can be proud of her in decades to come.

Customary empty stage photo no 25663456:

Early doors for #brownhorse

Close enough? #SeatsToo

#StickyFoodInASongOrMovie

Gummy Shelter

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‘Meat tax’ could have significant impact on environmental footprint, study finds

Let’s get ready to rhamble…

PJ & Duncan (AKA Ant & Dec)

And the longer you are married, the more you value a person who accepts/laughs at the same shit every time!

My wife (of 35 years) said to me the other day that it is like we are living in an episode of The Fast Show, with the same old one liners/jokes. And she meant it in a POSITIVE way! 😉🤣🤣

It’s so frustrating to watch this though. The legal system is proving him with chance after chance because the it must be seen to be doing the right thing and he is just taking the piss every time.

Just one reason why I could never be a judge. My patience would have been exhausted a long time ago.

Indeed. Why did the judge let him out yet again? IMO it’s beginning to look like there might be some mental health issues there now.

In any case, totally unacceptable behaviour for school kids (and school staff) to have to witness/endure every day.

WTF did the judge think would happen?

Lock him up, start seizing his assets and just stop reporting on him. He thrives on the publicity. Don’t feed it to him.

#Asongormoviefortakingabreak

Anything by Marty Pillow…

Or zero effort on these:
Lay Down Sally - Clapton
Holiday - Madonna
Five Minutes - Gretchen Peters
Sleeping - The Band
Lay Down - The Strawbs

Or minimal effort:
Doze Your Mother Know? - ABBA.

What, even if it was Ricky Gervais’ or Jim Davidson? 😉

Oh sorry, stupid question. Davidson would never get one! 🤦‍♂️

Need to make gigs more enjoyable then. Bands are often great but since lockdown audiences suck. Ban camera phones (the back screens at least), always provide at least SOME seating (older people generally have more disposable income) and no standing in those areas and ALWAYS sell Guinness (in glass)

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