ValleyScott

You are the expert at looking fabulous whilst improperly sitting in chairs! 😍😍😍

I bought a great book on productivity in 2000. Still haven’t gotten around to reading it.

Boobs

The 69 didn’t last long. Much like the first time I tried. 🤣

Postmodern Jukebox

Your lips. . . But I’ll let you decide which ones.

Friendly reminder that despite what you may feel about founders of companies like PornHub, there is still a significant amount of people who depend on that income/need it to survive and advocating for taking it away altogether *is* violence.

Please do better.

#sexwork #sexworkiswork

Yuck 🤢
(Instant block)

Don’t forget to get your testing done.
Ask your doctor to include STI screening in your routine bloodwork.

#STIscreening #SexualHealth

A very fun number of followers! 😝😁❤️

Condom. Always safe sex for me.

Now that’s a pretty pussy. 😍

Thank you!

Thank you!

Name: Scott, but my naughty friends call me “Valley”
Age: 47

Favorite Video Game: Pac-Man (I’m old!)

Celebrity Doppelgänger: Santa Claus. I’ve got the beard & the belly!

Best & Worst Part of 2024: Finding a new job I loved and then losing that job 3 weeks later when the company went bankrupt.

Cutting back on all nonessential spending.

All food will be prepared at home. With the exception of pizza and donuts.

Cutting out most streaming services. We read books more than watch tv anyway.

No travel.

Wish I had space for a garden, but I don’t.

Anyone who says no should just leave the internet altogether. 🍑❤️

Remember remember the boobs of November!

I’m hoping this won’t become too tedious a chore trying to find my favorite people again.

I will freely agree to your opinion on this matter.

😍😍😍

Thank you!

Here we go again.

New app, same ValleyScott.

Let’s have some sexy funny punny fun. 🤪