Hot weekend coming up but I'm glad it's cool for Christmas day.
24.12.2025 04:44
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Hot weekend coming up but I'm glad it's cool for Christmas day.
Merry Christmas Eve! Wishing you all a happy holiday season ❤️
😂
You’re right, autocorrect, “wet responsive” is much better than “very responsive” for my customer service feedback. I hope *checks notes* Amy agrees.
What if I'm naughty AND nice? What, then?
Ten more minutes, I mumble to myself endlessly.
you wanna meet at the mall and browse the suncoast with me
And then I was like, whatever motherfuckers. And then the motherfuckers whatevered
They're surprised I caught them in the act.
a true banger requires elements like relatability or humor and the equivalent of ten people liking you a hundred times
She is 10. She takes inappropriateness to a whole new level.
Netflix just bought OnlyFans
😂
People never “sit corrected“
For some reason they’re always standing
In this economy we can only have the elf on the bottom shelf
these are the buttholes of our lives
My peace outweighs my horniness.
I'll be where ever I fucking need to be, unless that's fucking nowhere then I'll be where the fuck I want
Not to brag but I was on butthole Bluesky before it was cool.
Thank you 😊
16 more positions until Christmas....
Research indicates there is more brain activity in a dead hooker than there is in stupid people.
people who start sentences with funny story is why I have trust issues.
Dance like no one is watching, because no one is, ya fucken loser.
The meth ain’t methin’
dark ages? you mean pre-internet?
Right.
So I'm off to eat some pineapple.
Just in case.
Hopefully that will come. Just a big red star for now.
i don’t even know what day it is anymore