It is no different from congestion pricing panic, or open-gangway train panic, or bus lane panic, or containerized trash panic, or take your pick of a thousand issues these change-averse losers were WRONG about. They are ALWAYS WRONG. My god the rotten reactionary core of this city is exasperating.
"Upgrade your Easter Egg hunt by hiding pierogi instead of chocolate" Image of a nice big pierog in a green plastic egg.
YOU GUYS.
more NYC street art
Still from a video of animated text from @itsanimatedtext with Barbie in a teal dress with the words self care is officially over, we’re doing drugs again overlaid
The Los Angeles County Museum of Art posted this today and it’s still cracking me up
so these homeschool clonetank claremont institute guys thought "grants" was just shit that went to the Woke University Basketweaving College For Dyed Hair Bisexuals Who Won't Fuck Me and not the way that, like, 90% of government programs worked, huh
y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
This is my New Year's Eve.
text: turning the page to a new year image: a two-panel black and white comic drawn on grid paper a white rabbit furiously slams open a door, a stressed look on their face "MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES" the first speech bubble reads a second, closer image of the same rabbit, eyebrows furrowed, sweat beading, mouth screaming "PLEASE SURVIVE"
it's that time
Sushi! And other assorted Japanese dishes…
This is Onie.
this is legitimately a big deal. zillow now putting climate risk on their website.
Two cups of hot cocoa, one is much wider at the top and both are filled with mini marshmallows
If you use a shorter, wider mug you can have as much cocoa and 3x the marshmallows
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I really need to watch the new version
Shop window in NYC
The dog Jake from Adventure Time painted on a retaining wall. He’s wearing a brown sweater and red earmuffs or headphones. To the right in black text is pained “what shape is your soul?”
NYC baby
A horse-drawn sleigh sits in the foreground of this 19th century snow scene photo. An 1850s school building is in the background, along with a giant robot. A caption in cursive says "One more day until Christmas"
Just one more day until Christmas and the robots come for you, so start chugging that nog.
Cruise ship Asuka II has apparenty been tracing some Christmas designs in its routes. One day was a reindeer, and another was Santa. x.com/mutaguch/sta...
Black and white photo of people shoveling snow after a heavy snow storm in a small town business district. A giant robot looms in the distance.
Just four days until Christmas and the robots come for you 🎄
A six-panel cartoon titled "real and implied birds". In the two panels in the top row, there's a rough legged-hawk sailing through the sky, next to a smooth legged hawk, which has smooth human legs. In the second row, there's a great-crested flycatcher looking dapper, next to an ok-crested flycatcher that has just a slightly less nice crest. In the third row, there's a mountain chickadee standing up on stones, next to a valley chickadee peeking out from a dip between stones. In the fourth row, there's a least bittern standing in some reeds, next to a most bittern that is enormous and stomping through a city, with people running in fear, helicopters overhead, and an overturned car on fire.
Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
George and Mary Bailey look out of a car window in horror as a giant robot advances through town in a shot from "It's a Wonderful Life"
Well, it's snowing outside, which means it's almost robot season. Happy Semi-holidays, everybody
walking around in public with huge headphones on so nobody asks why i’m naked
I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
Black and white photo of five girls ice skating while a giant robot looms over the snowy trees in the background. Caption reads TWELVE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS.
Just 12 days until Christmas and the robots come for you. Go ice skating or whatever while you can.
Black and white photo of a snowy Chicago street, with a giant robot in the background, with a caption 18 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
three giftcards that say in large font across the front: Her, Him, and Online
the three genders
