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Thank you. At least I'm getting encouragement in something

I'm beginning to think I'll never be encouraged to go into acting by the Chief Justice's wife but I'm not going to let that discourage me from getting lead poisoning

surrounded by curtaining, cats gather and dance on hind legs around a blue table on which three cats preside in menace. it's an illustration btw. at the bottom, a title: "THE LITTLE PUSSY-CATS: WHAT THEY DID, AND WHAT THEY TRIED TO DO."

your honor, what they did, and what they tried to do.

The world has never really made sense to me, not since I found out those law firm commercials with Robert Vaughn were franchised out to different firms across the country

More songs should have an ocarina solo

A man with a pumpkin head seated against the wall. A strange looking cow with four horns is there, too

I don't think my retina spontaneously detached

Score 85% Correct 85 Incorrect 15

Fun!

(Despite having made posts about it, I have never seen Gundam)

That should be #1, but apparently I typed things backward, including pressing shift backward

The only burger CEO news I care about is before the Russian Revolution a man from downtown Vladivostok made the !3 worldwide hamburger multinational holding

His apprentice was ready to go home to his amazing wife. But the fisherman wanted to beat the record set by the previous day and refused to turn the boat around. The choppy ocean kicked the boat around like a can as the cold rain whipped the men’s faces like so many branches pulled back on a hike. As the fisherman was about to pull up his last netful, the waves finally tossed him over the edge of the boat. His apprentice caught him, but even hands sticky with fish guts could not overcome the force of the gale! The apprentice felt the master’s fingers slip through his grasp. The fisherman said to himself, “I don’t want to die. I haven't caught enough fish at all.” But he knew this was the end. Moments later, he opened his eyes. “I lived!,” he said. But his voice was caught in a net of needly teeth. Surrounded by darkness, a light bobbed just in front of his face, no matter where he turned. Here at the bottom of the sea, there were lots more fish to catch. Full transcript at link!

Something Scarier

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Good morning! And I am not saying that because I fear the consequences should I fail to

People are jealous of my aura. And they are right to be

What Space Western fans have really been clamoring for is, of course, the still hoped-for sequel to Full Moon's Oblivion and Oblivion 2: Backlash to round out the trilogy

I've been replaced by a clone, by the way. It was a clone of someone else, though, so it should probably be obvious

Chant, Rejoice, the Silence in my Mind Chant, Rejoice, Thou Cathedral Junky Chant, Rejoice, the Neverending Fear Chant, Rejoice, Bless my Pain!

I think I've run out of song names on La Tragédie d'Oreste et Électre

I am forever finding mysterious stains upon my hands, of varied color and unclear significance

Turning down a job because they refuse to pay me in ducats

fave to shelter under Old Sam's apotropaic umbrella; repost to contribute 5% of your gdp to our collective defence alliance

Patient presents with dropsy secondary to Dutchman's ankle

Snap and Crackle may sail into the West, but Pop remains under the Doom of Mandos, by the way

Me either. Now, Teaser, I get, never tested well, but Onion? Shrimp?! They're leaving money on the table

Two guys in chef hats, one is sleeping on a tree branch, the other is stirring the middle of three large pots labeled "Onion", "Teaser", and "Shrimp"

This is what the Rice Krispies mascots were originally

You better not be gyring and gymbling in there

I'm going to let you in on a secret, so you can get in on the ground floor before it really takes off. Still probably a year or two from going mainstream, but the next big sport that everyone's going to get into? Two words: Elephant polo

Tapirs really do eat nightmares, by the way

People seem pretty excited about getting Squatchd. This time it's not an erotic thing, I assume

Obviously none of those words were in the Bible, they were English

This is important! Way too many people think they can just dive in and get into fruit without learning the ropes first